Chapter 215 Are you... someone who gets pregnant just by glaring at them?
Chapter 215 Are you... someone who gets pregnant just by glaring at them?
After everyone signed a series of humiliating treaties, Wang Teng finally let them go.
"Well, although the Goddess of Night, Nyx, did something wrong this time with good intentions, I must say, she did a great job... I'll definitely reward her handsomely next time we meet!"
Jialan's eyes lit up, then she cautiously inquired, "So, this wasn't Qiye's own choice; it was just part of a promise that Qiye, as a representative of the gods, had to make."
Lin Qiye's face darkened: "Of course..."
Before he could finish speaking, Wang Teng covered his mouth with his hand.
Wang Teng looked at Jialan seriously: "Of course it was Qiye's own choice! Qiye, you're my good brother, don't worry, I'll always remember your kindness! Aww~~~, Lin Qiye, are you a dog?"
"Hmph!"
Lin Qiye snorted coldly and walked towards the room.
Seeing that Jialan was starting to lose her composure, Wang Teng handed her another knife.
"Hey, about this matter between me and Qiye... it's not something I can explain in a short time, but don't worry, I, Lao Wang, am not the kind of person who would abandon someone after we've done our part. I will definitely take responsibility to the end."
Upon hearing this, Jialan was thunderstruck and collapsed into the house with a cry of despair.
Sorry, Miss Jialan, since she's the mother of my child, Wang Teng has to cut off Lin Qiye's unwanted advances.
Baili Pangpang gave a thumbs up: "Old Wang, you're awesome! I admire you more than anyone else in my life! By the way, how did you get Qiye to give it to you..."
As he spoke, Baili Pangpang gestured on his stomach!
Wang Teng smiled mysteriously, then turned and walked towards Lin Qiye's room.
Just kidding, if I had known about this earlier, I definitely would have stopped it.
This was entirely due to Nyx, the goddess of the night, misbehaving despite her good intentions.
The Fifth Universe Will + Extraordinary Reproduction + The Primal Power of the Goddess of Night + The Mortal Realm of Gods... a series of coincidences brought together this misunderstanding.
but,
Chaotic entity!
Looking at Lin Qiye lying on the bed, Wang Teng's mind wandered. If Lin Qiye could give birth to a Chaos Body every 100 years, then if he and Lin Qiye stayed in the Fifth Universe for a few eras, and then led an army of Chaos Bodies to attack the Shrouding the Heavens Universe, what great sects, what forbidden lands, what Heavenly Court, would all be swept aside by his family.
"Hey~, Wang Teng, what are you grinning like an idiot for? You're drooling."
Wang Teng wiped his mouth and said without thinking, "I was thinking, if we gave birth to ten thousand or eight thousand Chaos Bodies, I, Old Wang, could walk sideways in this world! Hmm?"
Wang Teng seemed to wake from a dream, then turned to look at Lin Qiye, who was as cold as ice beside him.
"That seven nights, I didn't mean it. Is the child not getting enough nutrition? Here, have some candy, have some candy!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng placed another pill in front of Lin Qiye.
Lin Qiye: "..."
Looking at Lin Qiye sleeping in the next bed, Wang Teng felt a wave of awkwardness.
I'm so awesome!
In Lin Qiye's universe, Lin Qiye, the fifth consciousness of the universe, actually got pregnant!
……
in the afternoon,
When Chunfeng Middle School lets out,
Wang Teng and the others stood at the classroom door.
Jiang Er's face turned pale with anger, and she stammered, "How could Xiao Yu do this! And that woman, where was she touching? Hmm, and what's with that guy dribbling and bumping into people!"
Wang Teng looked at An Qingyu, who was receiving so many love letters in the classroom that her hands were sore from holding them, and said in a cheeky tone, "Jiang Er, little carp isn't worth it. Why don't you consider me?"
Jiang Er, who was originally quite angry, was so frightened that she jumped to the side.
"No, I can't take you from Qiye. Besides, you're too scary. You can get a man pregnant. I'm a woman... I don't want to stay at home every day to have a baby."
At this moment, Lin Qiye, who was resting and recuperating during her pregnancy, was speechless.
At this moment, An Qingyu, who was still surrounded by many young girls, saw Wang Teng, Jiang Er, and the others outside, and a look of excitement appeared on her face.
"Jiang Er, I'm here!"
Jiang Er turned and left, muttering, "Go find your school's pretty girls. Sigh, those little puppies are no good. When they like you, they call you 'darling,' but when they don't, they call you 'old woman'!"
Wang Teng and Lin Qiye, standing nearby, looked at Jiang Er with surprise as he walked outside.
"No, is she really that dramatic?"
Seeing An Qingyu run up to them, Wang Teng patted her on the back.
"Silly boy, what are you still doing here? Go chase after your girlfriend!"
……
As Wang Teng turned around, he found Baili Pangpang looking at him with a horrified expression.
"Fatty, are you having an epileptic seizure?"
"Hey Lao Wang, Qingyu isn't pregnant, is she?"
Wang Teng: "...Wonima!!!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng, in a fit of rage, strode forward and began to scrutinize Baili Pangpang's chubby face.
While rubbing him, she complained, "Yeah, Fatty, you can just wait to go home and rest during your pregnancy!"
Upon hearing this, Lin Qiye, Cao Yuan, and Jialan all took a step back.
Baili Pangpang was on the verge of tears.
"Jasmine, my dearest Jasmine, I'm so sorry, my innocence was ruined by Old Wang!"
Wang Teng looked amusedly at Baili Pangpang, who was crying as if his father had died.
No, Fatty wasn't this sad when his father died.
"Alright, my legacy is the legacy of a ruthless person, not some kind of magical skill that makes anyone pregnant just by touching them!"
"Really?"
Wang Teng glared at Baili Pangpang with annoyance: "Of course it's true. Do you think it's so easy for me to get pregnant?"
Upon hearing this, Baili Pangpang glanced at Lin Qiye, who was not in good health, and was met with an angry glare from Lin Qiye.
"Hmm, now I know why your legacy is called the 'Ruthless Man's Legacy'—you can even get a man pregnant. That's really ruthless!"
Wang Teng: "Wow, you're really something else."
However, if the Ruthless Great Emperor knew how this Chaos Body came to be, he probably would...
He'd probably slap himself to death!
As he spoke,
Wang Teng walked over to An Qingyu, who had already coaxed Jiang Er, and put his arm around An Qingyu's neck: "Little crucian carp, you're living a good life, aren't you? So many girls are sending you love letters. I saw them just now. There were more than just love letters in there. There were also food, hair clips, videotapes, stockings, and even Okamoto cigarettes! I have to say, the women in this family are really enthusiastic! How about it, do you want to have a romance in a foreign land?"
Unfortunately, at this moment, Jiang Er couldn't care less about being angry; instead, she looked at Wang Teng's hand with a tense expression.
Wang Teng looked at himself in confusion: "Jiang Er, I don't have anything in my hand, why are you looking at me so strangely?"
Jiang Er quickly pulled An Qingyu behind her, blushing as she said, "Xiaoyu is mine, you can't let him get pregnant!"
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