Chapter 127 Not an inch of land will be yielded, let me give you a kiss (1)
Chapter 127 Not an inch of land will be yielded, let me give you a kiss (1)
General Murchas was petrified. Was the old man crazy?
"Get down!" he roared.
The translation of "liver tremor" infuriated Merchas.
But how could he possibly get rid of Su Dingding?
"General, don't be shy, give me a kiss~" Su Dingding pouted and was about to forcefully kiss him.
Murchas cursed a bunch of profanities and tried to break Su Dingding's head.
It's pitiful that this tall, strong man couldn't handle a thin, withered old man.
"Kiss me, kiss me!"
"Happy 92nd birthday, General Murchas..."
The cacophony around him drove Mochas to the brink of collapse. "Shoot him dead!"
But no one dared to fire, because killing Su Dingding would likely also kill Mochas.
The two of them were pressed tightly together and were constantly spinning.
"Fire!" Mercas believed that even if he fired a blank shot, the old man would be too scared to move.
Someone understood Merchas's meaning and fired a few shots into the sky, but it was obviously useless.
"This is so exciting! I love it! Let me kiss you before I die!" Su Dingding laughed with his mouth wide open, his face full of wrinkles, which even looked a bit ferocious.
The translator, attempting a word-for-word translation, was kicked over by Merchas.
No one knows who was so blind as to suddenly open fire on them. Murchas was shot in the arm, and he cried out in pain. He was also shot in the leg.
The moment he knelt on one knee, Su Dingding snatched the gun from his hand and started firing "rat-a-tat-tat!"
"Damn it, how dare you hit my men! You'd all die!"
The translator covered his ears, lay on the ground, and still didn't forget to translate.
For a moment, Murchas was stunned; this crazy little old man was quite...
Pooh!
What are you thinking!
Merchas regained consciousness and tried to break free, but failed again.
The soldiers in the courtyard all fell to the ground, and the soldiers outside rushed in with guns, but dared not make any rash moves.
"Get out!" Merchas ordered, not wanting to lose face.
"Now that no one's around, can we kiss?" Su Dingding winked, but pointed the gun at Merchas's head.
The translator silently closed his eyes and let his arms hang down. He... was dead.
Mochas stared at Su Dingding and asked, "What exactly do you want?"
"Sworn brothers or sworn brothers?" Su Dingding asked slowly.
With no one to translate, Murchard repeated Su Dingding's words, "Sworn brothers..."
"Okay!"
This is exactly what Su Dingding was waiting for.
This is a blood curse. Once the other party agrees to become sworn brothers and drinks his blood, they become his vessel.
The process was completed quickly, and Merchas watched in disbelief as Su Dingding put his bleeding finger, still dripping with blood, into his mouth.
The taste of blood spread in my mouth, and my whole body felt hot.
"It's done!"
Knowing that there was a language barrier, Su Dingding let him experience it directly.
After slapping himself several times, Su Dingding even picked up a gun and shot himself in the leg.
Thousands of miles away, the emperor, who was enjoying himself with his concubine, rolled off the bed and was in great pain.
The concubine was terrified and hurriedly knelt on the ground, begging for mercy.
"roll!"
At the emperor's command, cold sweat covered his forehead and his whole body trembled.
He stared in horror at his aching leg, the feeling of waiting for death making him uneasy.
In an instant, the already tyrannical emperor became even more violent, shouting wildly and wildly slashing and killing with his sword...
The unconscious Grand Tutor Li was also awakened by the pain. He clutched his leg, terrified, "I don't want to die, no..."
Merchas also knelt down completely, covering his face with a look of terror.
“Do you see? You feel the same pain I’m going through, and if I die, you will die too!” Su Dingding said.
The translator squinted and bit his lip; he had never seen anything so bizarre before!
Merchas didn't understand, but he sensed it!
"You think I'm afraid of death? To die for one's country is the highest honor..."
"He said he wasn't afraid of dying..." the translator whispered.
Su Dingding laughed loudly, "I like men with backbone. Once I forcibly possess you, I will reward you to the soldiers. Your lifelong reputation will be ruined by me. I wonder if your king and your beloved wife will still think of you as a supreme hero?"
"You!" Mercas glared angrily at Su Dingding.
Su Dingding added, "General, your wife is very beautiful, and I like her very much too."
"Old man, what nonsense are you spouting? The moment you entered headquarters, I already sent men to infiltrate Yicheng. Yicheng is going to be ours!"
"Oh? General, you're really overconfident!" Su Dingding said, putting her arm around Merchas's neck and whispering, "Look in that direction, the show carefully prepared for you is about to begin."
No sooner had Su Dingding finished speaking than Merchas heard an explosion.
Immediately afterwards, a guard reported that the granary had been bombed!
Merchas was shocked and looked at Su Dingding.
"This is just the beginning, it's Show Time!"
The explosions came from different directions, and Merchas's expression changed drastically; he had underestimated his enemy.
Grand Tutor Li got up from the ground, unaware of Su Dingding's plans.
Only then did he realize that he hadn't needed any seduction at all; he had been tricked!
But what good is knowing? There's nothing he can do.
“General, the men you sent out should all be dead by now. Why don’t we call a truce for now and take me to see your great king?” Su Dingding said, resting his elbow on Merchas’s shoulder.
"You want to see the king?" Merchas asked, somewhat surprised.
However, if it can preserve one's dignity, bringing him into the palace is not out of the question.
He must have died in a hail of bullets before he even saw the Emperor.
Merchas was even mentally prepared to die alongside Su Dingding.
“I will send someone to inform His Majesty the King immediately.” Merchas agreed.
"Very good, Fourth Brother." Su Dingding patted his shoulder and looked at Grand Tutor Li. "Don't forget to bring our beauties."
The sky gradually brightened.
The rising sun at dawn created a perfect halo on the horizon.
Su Dingding chewed gum as he walked out of the headquarters.
The people she brought were all crouching on the ground with their heads in their hands, with countless gun barrels above their heads.
They were afraid, but more than that, they were angry.
Seeing Su Dingding emerge unharmed improved their mood somewhat.
"grown ups!"
"You can go back now. Until I return, swear to defend Yicheng to the death." Su Dingding looked at them.
Grand Tutor Li jumped out from behind her, saying, "I want to go back too."
He had a premonition that if he didn't go back now, he would never be able to go back again.
"Third brother, stop fooling around. You're the kind of person who's going to die for your country. Where are you going to go?" Su Dingding said with a smile.
"If I die, you won't live either!" Grand Tutor Li roared madly.
“I can threaten you, but you can’t threaten me.” Su Dingding laughed even louder.
Grand Tutor Li didn't believe it, so he slapped himself, and it hurt a lot.
However, he is the only one who suffers!
Su Dingding glanced at him and noticed Merchas's subtle movements.
In the distance, a sniper fired at her. Su Dingding not only dodged the bullets but also grabbed a gun and took down the sniper!
Merchas looked at Su Dingding in surprise; he had underestimated this little old man!
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