klisemfg Chapter 333 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (3)
Chapter 333 The Fat Concubine is Extremely Talented; She Speaks 8 Languages (3)
Su Dingding was not buried alive with the deceased, but countless people died or were injured throughout the entire Qi Prince's Mansion.
Even those close to the Emperor and Empress died in the Prince's Mansion. Su Dingding must give an explanation.
So she was summoned to the palace.
Upon seeing the Emperor and Empress, she did not perform the full curtsy due to her excessive weight.
"Princess Consort Qi, I heard that you threw Prince Qi's coffin and those people who were supposedly bitten to death by rabid dogs into a mass grave?" the Empress asked.
"I don't know!" Su Dingding replied.
"Outrageous!" The Emperor roared in fury. "Prince Qi is my brother. How can his funeral be handled so hastily?"
"You knew he was your brother, so why did you allow the Empress to poison him to death?" Su Dingding asked bluntly.
This surprised the Emperor. It seemed the rumors were true; the eldest daughter of the General's Mansion was indeed foolish.
"Princess Consort Qi, how dare you slander me like this! What is your punishment?" The Empress slammed her hand on the table and stood up.
"You're getting anxious!" Su Dingding laughed loudly. "I hit the nail on the head, so you're feeling guilty now, aren't you? You killed him, so what? I didn't hold you accountable. It's no big deal. The man is dead, so all the family property is mine. I should be thanking you!"
"You still want the family fortune?" The Empress laughed in anger.
What a stupid, incompetent woman! Doesn't she know she's going to be buried with her?
"Princess Consort Qi, you have long admired Prince Qi. Now that he is dead, you have committed suicide for him. The property of Prince Qi's mansion should be... confiscated," the Empress said with a cold smile.
Su Dingding laughed too, "If the Empress were to stop being the Empress, she could make a living by writing novels. I don't even know Prince Qi, so where would my affection for him come from, let alone a suicide pact? I would never do something so foolish!"
"That's not up to you!" the Queen raised her voice.
At her command, Su Dingding was surrounded by imperial guards.
The Emperor looked coldly at Su Dingding; she must die today!
Prince Qi not only coveted his throne, but also his concubines.
Over the years, he had made military achievements and amassed a powerful force, so he had no choice but to use means to eliminate him.
The reason for making Fan Yilan die with him was to disgust him; even in death, he wanted to die without any dignity.
As a result, in less than two minutes, Su Dingding lifted all the guards high into the air and threw them out.
She walked step by step to the Emperor, looking at the terrified Emperor and Empress.
"Protect...protect..." The emperor's face was pale, and he couldn't utter a complete sentence for a long time.
“Protect…who are you?” Su Dingding rolled her eyes.
The emperor was taken aback; this good-for-nothing woman could actually speak foreign languages!
Su Dingding plopped down between the Emperor and Empress, wrapping her arms around their shoulders.
"How about I kill the Emperor today and then make the Empress commit suicide with him?" she said seriously, her smile wicked.
His chubby face was rosy and glowing, giving him a festive look.
"How dare you!" The emperor looked outside, wanting to call for help but feeling as if his throat was blocked.
"What wouldn't I dare to do?" Su Dingding swung her two thick legs. "Being a princess is no fun, otherwise I'd make an emperor for fun..."
She was deep in thought when the empress suddenly broke free of her hand and tried to escape.
He only ran two steps before Su Dingding caught him and brought him back.
He lifted the empress with one hand and threw her away forcefully.
The empress's body slammed into a pillar, and she fell down, coughing up a mouthful of blood.
The Emperor was terrified. This crazy woman, how dare she!
"Being the emperor is too stressful; being a princess is much happier." Su Dingding stretched and looked at the emperor. "Am I going to be buried with him?"
"No need." What else could the Emperor do?
Su Dingding nodded, stood up, and shouted, "Something terrible has happened! A mad dog has entered the palace and bit the Empress to death!"
Gangzi, who was sleeping, was suddenly awakened. Another job was needed!
It quickly darted out, only to find that everything had already been dealt with; it had just come to make an appearance.
When Gangzi looked up and saw that the Emperor was still safe and sound, he immediately perked up.
I even saved one for it!
“The Emperor is still useful, so spare his life for now,” Su Dingding said.
The emperor, who had already been tackled by Gangzi, was terrified. Gangzi's gaping maw remained above his neck, drool dripping down.
Finally, Gangzi could only swallow hard, lick the emperor's neck once, and then reluctantly retreat.
The emperor gasped for breath, his neck burning with pain.
"Your Majesty, we'll keep to ourselves and spare your life for now. But if you ever decide you don't want to live anymore, feel free to provoke me, and I'll let you taste what it's like to be bitten to death by a mad dog!" Su Dingding said with a smile, then swaggered out with Gangzi.
After a long while, someone rushed in to protect him.
The Emperor looked at the Empress, who lay dead with her eyes wide open, and felt a lingering fear.
How evil!
"Guards! Summon Fan Zhong to the palace!"
Su Dingding happily returned to Prince Qi's residence in a carriage.
The Prince's Mansion has been almost completely cleaned up, the white banners have been removed, and it has been restored to its original state.
After reviewing the Prince's mansion's accounts, Su Dingding was quite satisfied, content to sit back and wait for death, living a life of comfort and ease.
Once the kitchen was prepared with a delicious meal, Su Dingding began her feasting spree.
That's right, she has no intention of losing weight.
It's nice to have this fat on your body; you can pinch and play with it when you have nothing to do.
Anyway, she doesn't have any problems with mobility or health, so what if she's a little chubby?
She, Su Dingding, has no body image anxiety!
I felt sleepy after eating, so I went straight to my room to sleep.
Su Dingding was hungry again after waking up.
Just as she was about to go eat, Fan Zhong arrived in a menacing manner.
"You rebellious daughter, do you not want to live anymore? Do you want to drag our entire General's Mansion down with you?"
Su Dingding looked over and saw that Fan Zhong had actually brought his weapon with him.
A long spear thrust directly at Su Dingding.
Su Dingding took the bullet to his chest, but unfortunately it didn't penetrate.
"This shot is my way of repaying your kindness in raising me. From now on, if you dare touch me again, I'll touch you!"
Fan Zhong was furious. What kind of talk was that?
He was severely reprimanded by the emperor, who said he had raised a boorish daughter.
They even wanted to demote him and strip him of his military power.
Clearly, the anger was directed at Fan Yilan because of the stupid things he did.
Fan Zhong raised his gun again and stabbed Su Dingding in the throat.
Su Dingding dodged, snatched the spear, and thrust it toward Fan Zhong's throat.
Fan Zhong was caught off guard by her speed and was pierced by the spear, causing blood to gush out.
He stared wide-eyed at Su Dingding, then looked down in disbelief at his own throat.
"Are you stupid? Don't you feel any pain? You need to look!" Su Dingding found it amusing.
Fan Zhong was speechless and died with his eyes wide open in disbelief.
Late at night, Su Dingding used a long spear to carry Fan Zhong, scaling walls and rooftops to reach the palace, where he pinned him to the headboard of the emperor's bedchamber.
At dawn, the palace maids and eunuchs who were washing and grooming the emperor were so frightened that they screamed.
The emperor suddenly opened his eyes and was quite frightened to see Fan Zhong staring at him.
"Guards! Protect...protect the Emperor!"