klisemfg Chapter 333 Killing you would dirty my hands!
Chapter 333 Killing you would dirty my hands!
"Who are you calling a scoundrel! How dare you insult Young Master Zhang's name so casually?"
Mi Yueyao raised her eyebrows and stepped forward to flip Yu Miaoyan, who was lying on the ground, over.
"Kill me if you want! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" Yu Miaoyan gritted her teeth.
"Killing you would dirty my hands!"
Mi Yueyao snorted coldly, not tolerating her at all.
She raised her snow-white hand, aimed it at Miao Yan's pert buttocks, and without warning, slapped her across the face!
"Ah! What...what are you doing!" Yu Miaoyan was shocked and mortified.
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
Mi Yueyao showed no mercy, and crisp slaps echoed repeatedly in the inner hall.
"I'll teach you to curse! I'll teach you to assassinate! I'll teach you to disturb people's sleep in the middle of the night!"
Although Yu Miaoyan was a Black Ice Guard assassin who had undergone rigorous training and was not afraid of even severe torture, she had never suffered such humiliation.
Being pinned to the ground and spanked by a woman in the middle of the night, the humiliation instantly broke through her psychological defenses.
"You...you adulterous couple! If you have the guts, kill me... Waaah..."
"Smack!" Another heavy blow.
"Waaaaah..."
The dignified commander of the Black Ice Guard's Jiangnan undercover agents was actually beaten so badly by Mi Yueyao that he burst into tears, his tears falling in a steady stream.
Zhang Fan stood aside, watching Yu Miaoyan cry her heart out, then looking at Mi Yueyao who was striking with great rhythm, his eyes twitching wildly.
What the hell is this?!
"Alright, alright, stop right now!"
Seeing Mi Yueyao striking with such force, even finding a rhythm in her movements, Zhang Fan couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his mouth. He quickly stepped forward and grabbed her snow-white hand.
Mi Yueyao rubbed her hands, still feeling a bit unsatisfied, and muttered with a pout, "This woman is so thick-skinned, she made my hands hurt... Young Master, she's glaring at you!"
Zhang Fan sighed helplessly, squatted down, and looked at Yu Miaoyan, whose eyes were red from crying, yet she was still glaring at him angrily.
"Commander Yu, can't you use your brain?"
Zhang Fan patiently explained to her in detail how Ji Dan had helped him deceive everyone, and what Xiang Shi had subsequently believed to be true.
I thought the woman would suddenly understand after hearing this, but to my surprise, Yu Miaoyan's contempt and anger only intensified after listening.
"Pah! Keep making things up!"
Yu Miaoyan gritted her teeth, tears still clinging to her eyelashes, "Do you think I'm a three-year-old? What entrapment? What fake Zhang Fan? I think you're just trying to deceive me because your scheme was exposed!"
How could you, a treacherous minister, possibly obtain such top-secret examination questions without His Majesty's knowledge? You must have deceived His Majesty with slanderous words!
Zhang Fan rubbed his throbbing temples, utterly speechless.
Putting aside her professional skills, how come this female undercover agent from the Black Ice Station is so stubborn?
You're so stubborn, aren't you!
"Fine, you don't believe me, huh? Then you forced me to!"
Zhang Fan sighed, too lazy to waste any more words, reached into his pocket and pulled out a bionic mask as thin as a cicada's wing.
Amidst surprised and uncertain gazes, Zhang Fan covered his face with the mask.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Fan's face transformed into that of a strange middle-aged man!
Upon seeing this completely changed face, Yu Miaoyan's cursing stopped abruptly.
Her angry eyes widened instantly, and her mind went completely blank.
"This, this..."
Yu Miaoyan gasped in disbelief.
Having witnessed this incredible "disappearance" technique firsthand, her thoughts were instantly cleared, and all her doubts came together.
With such a miraculous disguise mask, no wonder there's a fake Zhang Fan!
No wonder!
No wonder His Majesty, who has been staying in the deep palace of Xianyang, has recently been issuing some unusual secret edicts!
No wonder Zhang Fan was able to wield the authority of the Black Ice Platform and even treat the Imperial Examination as a child's play to use as bait!
It turns out that this was all part of a grand scheme secretly orchestrated by His Majesty from beginning to end!
The so-called "Zhang Fan mingling with rebels" that I saw in Wuxian was a complete misunderstanding!
"Do you understand now? Do you believe me now?"
Zhang Fan irritably tore off his mask, revealing his true appearance, and looked down at the dumbfounded Yu Miaoyan.
"I……"
Yu Miaoyan opened her mouth, completely dumbfounded.
What did I just do?
He led his own assassins into the Censorate and almost killed Zhang Fan!
"Waaah..."
Just then, a sharp, burning pain came clearly from behind.
Recalling the scene of being pinned to the ground by a woman, being spanked repeatedly, and even crying humiliatingly...
Yu Miaoyan's pale cheeks instantly turned bright red, and the blush spread down her neck to her ears.
"Sir...sir..."
Yu Miaoyan was so ashamed and indignant that she wished she could dig a hole in the brick with her toes and crawl into it.
She closed her eyes tightly, her whole body burning hot, and managed to squeeze out a sentence in a barely audible voice:
"Your subordinate... Your subordinate admits his guilt..."
"Hmph! Is a simple 'I admit my guilt' enough? What if you broke in with a knife in the middle of the night and hurt the young master?"
Mi Yueyao snorted coldly, looking at Yu Miaoyan's face. Instead of stopping, she raised her jade hand and slapped her pert curves several times without mercy.
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
"what!"
Yu Miaoyan, who was already feeling extremely ashamed and indignant, completely lost her temper.
She was an elite spy of the Black Ice Guard, and it was her duty to apologize to the imperial envoy. So why should she be beaten on the ground by this witch from Chu?
"You vixen, don't push your luck!"
Yu Miaoyan writhed and struggled on the ground, trying to break free of her ropes. Her eyes blazed with fury as she glared at Mi Yueyao: "I've already apologized to the adults, why are you still hitting me? If you have the guts, untie me and let's have a real fight!"
"Oh, you're pretty arrogant, aren't you?"
Mi Yueyao raised an eyebrow, completely unfazed, and slowly picked up the large, thick "anti-wolf stun baton" from the side.
She gently pressed the switch with her thumb.
"Sizzle!!"
Blinding blue arcs of electricity leaped wildly, crackling and popping.
Holding the stun gun, Mi Yueyao smiled and waved it in front of Yu Miaoyan's eyes: "A one-on-one fight, huh? Come on, say what you just said again?"
Looking at the crackling blue arcs of electricity so close at hand, and recalling the convulsions and limpness I had just experienced...
Yu Miaoyan's anger froze instantly.
She instinctively shuddered, shrank her neck sharply, and shut her mouth tightly, not daring to even breathe, becoming completely silent.
No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you'll still be afraid of this crackling "thunder magic"!
"That's more like it. You should have been this good from the start!"
Seeing the Black Ice Guard female commander finally become obedient, Mi Yueyao gave a smug snort, then put away the electric baton and quickly untied the ropes binding her.