Chapter 161 Requesting Tickets
Chapter 161 Requesting Tickets
So, you must be quite good-looking, right?
[That's what everyone says, so it can't be too ugly.]
Hey upstairs, I'm single too, wanna give us a try?
Being nice to you might be a lie, being rich might be a lie, but being handsome is something you can tell, it doesn't lie. Sisters, don't think that handsome men are unfaithful, ugly men are too. You might as well find a good-looking one.
[There's some truth to that. Since all men are prone to infidelity and cheating, finding a handsome guy makes you look good when you're out with him. If he really changes his mind, you just lose a boyfriend at most. But if you find an ugly guy and he changes his mind, he's not just an ex anymore, he's a criminal record.]
[Hahaha, this is so true! So, ladies, go for it! If there's a handsome guy, why not go for it?]
Xiao Jiu: "Wow, do you guys think you two might actually get together in my live stream, and I'll become the matchmaker?"
If this really happens, I'll finally be out of the single life, sis. I'll give you my whole month's salary.
How much do you earn a month? Don't mind me, it's not that I look down on you, I'm just curious.
It's not a lot, just five figures.
[That's pretty good, ladies. The salary isn't low, she's good-looking, and she's single. Let's go!]
Xiao Jiu: "Five figures? That's not bad. Sisters who are interested can really give it a shot. If you succeed, remember to give me a big red envelope!"
[Don't See You: Do we need your money? Why are you so eager for red envelopes?]
Xiao Jiu: "Brother Jun, you don't understand. Who would complain about having too much money? Besides, I'm doing a good deed, bringing together a perfect couple."
Exactly! Who would complain about having too much money? I certainly wouldn't. But if someone does complain about having too much money, I'll tell you a place where you can throw your money down, and I'll come and pick it up.
Hey upstairs, I heard everything you were planning from my own home.
Give me the address, I'll go pick it up too.
[You never come across me: You always have so many fallacies]
[Mu Chen: What do you mean by twisted logic? Is what she said wrong? Would you complain about having too much money? Then throw it away.]
Xiao Jiu: "Exactly, exactly! Just throw it away, put it in my pocket, I'll keep it safe for you."
[You are nowhere to be seen: You... here you go.]
【不见君送主播小九嘉年华*1*2*3*4*5*6*7*8*9】(抖)
[Bujianjun is giving away carnival prizes in streamer Xiaojiu's live stream, everyone come and watch!]
[The Diary of a Fallen Rose Enters the Live Stream]
[KuiKui enters the live stream room]
[Happy Fortune Zhang enters the live stream]
[Homeless child enters live stream]
【…】
[This bro really spoils the streamer! He just throws money around like that. Bro, look at me, a 20-something-year-old who can eat and drink and is obedient, do you need me?]
When will I meet a man who showers me with money? I'd give my life for him.
[Good grief, you've even started using "life-or-death literature" here?]
So what? He's paying me. I don't ask for much, five million a month would be fine.
Good grief, you call that not asking for much? I only need a million.
[Don't drive down the market price! Five million is enough. I'd even take care of a mistress during her postpartum period, let alone risk my life.]
Xiao Jiu: "Oh dear, thank you so much, Brother Bujianjun, for throwing the money. It all just happened to fall into my pocket. I'm so embarrassed, but I'll reluctantly accept it."
Xiao Jiu pretended to put the gift into his fictitious pocket, acting as if he didn't want it, but since it just happened to be in his pocket, he reluctantly accepted it.
Zi Yi: "Little Jiu, you're so cute. Why are you so reluctant? Why don't you give it to me? I'm not reluctant. I like receiving money. I love receiving money that other people don't want."
Xiao Jiu: "No way! Have you ever seen anyone take money out of their pocket after it's already in their pocket? Once it's in my pocket, it's mine! Invincible, Invincible Bro, hurry up, it's your turn to perform the shamanic act, are you ready?"
Invincible: "I thought you'd forgotten about me. You guys were so busy receiving gifts that your hands were sore, but you didn't even see how thin and pale I looked from hunger. Your family must have a lot of surplus food. Why didn't you bring more during the PK just now?"
Jiangnan Fish: "Haven't we served enough? You're already at the bottom, and you still complain that we haven't served enough?"
Ziyi: "What, you're jealous because we get gifts? Envy won't help. If you're so capable, why don't you get gifts too?"
Invincible: "I'm not playing with you women anymore. Don't waste my time while I'm doing my punishment."
Invincible: "Come! Tickets come from all directions! Soul, return! Soul, return! Ah ah... It's raining! Ah ah... Soul, return! (Performance) (Shamanic dance) (Circling around the stove) (Offering incense) (Performance) (Chanting incantations) (Spinning) (Ringing bells) (Shamanic dance) (Whispering) (Ringing bells) (Waving flags) (Lighting fire) (Performance) (Ringing bells) (Chanting incantations) Tickets come!"
Tickets came from all directions...
Ahh...
Tickets were flooding in...
Tickets are coming all the time... Ahh... Tickets!
Xiao Jiu: "This is really a vivid description, but I wonder if this will help me get votes."
Zi Yi: "If you can't make it as a live streamer, you can go and work with those shamans; you'll definitely be in high demand."
Jiangnan Fish: "Pfft, hahaha, if you put on a shaman's costume, you'll look exactly the same."
Invincible: "Ah, come on, give me the tickets, come on, give me the tickets!"
Seeing him like this, I feel like I'd be completely lost if I didn't give him some votes.
[Spore sends the streamer an invincible little heart*1] (1 shake)
[Spore: Hey, here are the votes you asked for. Now stop your magic tricks.]
[Hahaha, I'll give you tickets if you want them, aren't little hearts tickets?]
Invincible: "Come on, carnival, castle, carriage, number one, airship, all of you come!"
You're being a little too greedy.
Are you making a wish here?
Let's see if your wish comes true when you make it like this.
Invincible: "Come on, everyone come on! The carnival is here! The carriages are here! Come on, everyone come on!"
Xiao Jiu: "It's obvious he's not planning to come today. He won't be able to get back to normal until he gets the gifts he mentioned."
Jiangnan Fish: "With so many brothers and sisters in the Invincible Livestream room, shouldn't we give him a vote? He's begging for votes so sincerely, they're practically going crazy."
Ziyi: "I guess he was just stimulated by the gifts in our live stream, and thought that he could get such big gifts even if he was punished."
[Spores sent to streamer Invincible Douyu No. 1 *1] (Douyu)
[Spore: Okay, okay, let's go back to normal.]
Invincible: "Hehehe, my Spore Bro is so good to me. I begged for this, and now I get it. It's like everyone gets a gift."
Upon receiving the gift, Wudi immediately returned to normal. One shouldn't be too greedy; one is enough. If things continue like this, I'll definitely end up with nothing.
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