Me at two years old, a queen!

Chapter 257 Using Leaves to Wipe Your Butt

An'an thought of the dolls she and Duoduo usually dressed up together and suggested, "Zhuangzhuang~, we can pretend to be the little squirrel's wife and then trick it away!"

Duoduo: "Yes! We can put on makeup! Dress it up! Make it look gorgeous, and it will come with us!"

Yangyang: "Then I'll make it so beautiful that I'll take it home!"

Ji Jianshu: "Yangyang~, we can't just take those wild animals away, we'll get arrested!"

An'an: "So we have no choice but to let it follow us!"

Zhuangzhuang: "It's okay~, I can become its wife and then trick it into coming home. You can all come to my house to play and see the little squirrel!"

Yangyang: "I want the little squirrel to go back to my home too!"

Duoduo: "Yangyang? Do you want to be the squirrel's wife too?"

Shen Yu: "How do you know that little squirrel is a boy? What if it's a girl?"

An An: "It's okay~, I want one too. It has so many wives, so I'll be the husband! We can each have one!"

"Hahaha~"

Everyone was amused by their innocence. They chatted and laughed for almost twenty minutes, finally reaching the foot of the mountain. Seeing the sun high in the sky, and realizing it was midday, they didn't want to walk any further and found a flat spot to rest.

Wang Jinbao didn't even take off his backpack before sitting down under a tree and shouting, "Eat, eat! I don't want to move anymore, I'm exhausted!"

Looking around and not seeing Jiang Yun, he cursed under his breath, "This guy knows how to enjoy life! He drove us to this remote mountain forest!" He covered the microphone with one hand and called to Zhuangzhuang:

"Zhuangzhuang, quickly take out my backpack and get out the roast duck I'm hiding!"

Hearing this, before Zhuangzhuang could react, An'an ran over: "Zhuangzhuang's dad~, I'm here~, I'm here to help you~"

Where can I find roast duck?

Seeing An'an running over, Wang Jinbao quickly whispered:

"Oh my goodness, you can't be so loud! If Jiang Yun finds out, we don't know if we'll even get to eat!"

An'an obediently squatted down next to his bag, knowingly pointing a finger to shush him, indicating that she understood, and then went to help Zhuangzhuang, who had run up behind her, take out his bag.

"Where? Dad, did you secretly finish it?"

"You brat, what are you talking about? If you can't find it, you can't find it. You can't even do this little job right, do you think I'd want your roast duck?"

With that, Wang Jinbao reluctantly took off his backpack and started rummaging through it himself. Seeing that the staff around them had set up security cameras, he sat down to eat.

He then called to Shen Shaocheng and the others who were preparing to cook noodles, pointing to the roast duck he was carrying: "No need to cook anything flavorful, just some plain noodles will do! Save on seasoning packets!"

Originally, Su Shao and the others were too tired to cook anything and just wanted to eat the dry rations in their bags first. However, Lu Junxing reminded them that they didn't know if they would have the opportunity to cook later, and that compressed biscuits and the like could be stored away.

In addition, the compressed biscuits didn't take up much space, reducing the burden. Remembering he still had a son to hold, Su Shao first took out the noodles he had in his bag, wanting to lighten the load of his backpack.

Shen Shaocheng and the others didn't say anything, but simply asked Xu Tinglan and Ni Hao to each take out a bottle of water from their bags and use it.

Wang Jinbao reminded us, "Keep this mineral water bottle. There must be streams in the mountains. We can fill it up when we see them!"

While wiping the pot with children's wet wipes from Ji Jianshu's schoolbag, Ni Hao complained, "If only we had found a place with water to rest, we could have washed the pot!"

"Are you dreaming? We've only just entered the mountains, where are we going to find water? Do you think you can walk that far in the middle of the day?"

Wang Jinbao, carrying the bag of roast duck, used An'an and Zhuangzhuang as cover and stealthily moved over, saying, "It's good that Xiao Shu is a germaphobe; he always carries tissues with him."

"I had just left all the tissues behind to pack more food, and I was worried about what I would do if I needed to use the restroom later. Now that's great, I don't need those leaves anymore!"

An'an asked in confusion, "Zhuangzhuang's dad? What are you doing with the leaves?"

"Wipe your bottom? What else can you do with it? There's no paper and no water. Aren't these leaves perfect for wiping your bottom?"

"Let me tell you, when I was a kid, things weren't as convenient as they are now. We didn't have tissues to wipe our bottoms. I would have thought that these clean tissues were too rough to wipe my mouth!"

Ni Hao, a child who grew up in the city, although her family wasn't well-off when she was young, they still had access to tissues. So she asked curiously, "What do you use to wipe your bottom? Don't you wipe it?"

"How could that be? In the countryside, if you don't wipe yourself clean, the dogs will smell it and come licking your butt. Then the whole village will know you didn't wipe your butt. Back then, we used tree sticks and dirt clods to wipe our butts!"

An'an asked in confusion, "Zhuangzhuang's dad? Why is the dog licking your butt?"

Zhuangzhuang quickly answered, "An'an~, dogs like to eat poop, didn't you know that?"

An'an only knew that gluttons ate delicious dog food, never imagining they would eat poop. She immediately covered her bottom and ran around Lu Junxing, jumping up and down.

"Daddy~, what if that gluttonous brat starts licking other people's butts?"

Lu Junxing recalled how the troublesome child had always insisted on playing with the family's dog and cat, even taking them with her when she needed to use the toilet. She had worried that the child might develop bad habits and become constipated later.

He told her several times before she gradually got better. Lu Junxing also wanted to teach her a lesson: "Just don't treat it like you're going to the toilet. It just won't know you've pooped!"