klisemfg Chapter 353 Everyone, I have a joke
Chapter 353 Everyone, I have a joke
"Ahem, I'm glad that everyone can come to Mr. Saino's celebration banquet." Seeing that everyone was almost here, Nilu picked up the microphone and began to play the role of today's host.
"I'm also very grateful to Ms. Dina Zedei, the sponsor of this banquet." Nilu looked at the girl Xumi who was standing with Disiya on the edge of the crowd.
"Hey, no need to tell me." Seeing everyone's eyes turned towards her, she waved her hands uneasily and shyly hid behind Disiya: "I didn't do anything..."
"Well, hey, I don't know what to say later, so let's try my roasted meat first. It's very delicious~" Nilu smiled.
Everyone started to enjoy the food and wine together, and also enjoyed the passionate performance specially prepared by Nilu and Big Bazaar.
The atmosphere is good, as beautiful as a dream.
Except for Kawei and Elhaysen, they guarded Audrin from walking toward the table with the wine as if they were guarding against thieves.
Audrin was speechless. She didn't plan to go either, okay?
Damn it, why did you two have such an overreaction?
Tinari on the side showed a puzzled expression. Hey!
Sano crossed his arms and tried to liven up the atmosphere with a cold face: "Everyone, I have a joke."
Tinari couldn't bear to look directly at her: "Oh, please don't..."
Xeno didn't care about him and spoke confidently: "Do you know why Miss Audlin is so popular?"
Paimon was confused: "Well, because Audrey is powerful, beautiful, kind, and cute?"
Sainuo: "Guess in the direction of four words." Seeing that someone was really paying attention to him, even though Sainuo had no expression on his face, as his friend Tinari knew that he was very excited now.
Paimon tilted his head and couldn't think of anything else: "Loved by everyone? Extraordinary appearance?"
Sainuo shook his head, and his sharp eyes slowly scanned everyone present. When no one continued to answer (talk to him), he generously announced the final answer.
"It's because of talent (finance), virtue and (sword) skills!"
There was silence, no one spoke.
The atmosphere is a bit cold.
Tinari covered her face and muttered to herself: "I knew..."
Seeing that no one responded to him, Sai Nuo thought that no one had caught the joke, so he explained: "Both talents and virtues are generally used to praise others for their good moral character and talents."
"But the clever thing is that what I am talking about is wealth, which shows that Miss Audrey is very rich, which is also a point of her popularity. The word "德" can be interpreted as moral character, and it can also refer to Miss Audrey. It's a pun. The word "Jian" is homophonic to "sword", which indicates that Miss Audrey is a person who uses swords. It can also be extended to mean that Miss Audrey has high strength, and people who don't like her may be punished... And Miss Audrey, who has all these qualities at the same time, is certainly popular."
"There are so many interpretations of these four words. Why don't you laugh? Isn't it funny?"
Tinari was the first to make trouble, and Dead Fish Eyes said helplessly: "Although your homophonic meme this time is rich in connotation, a homophonic meme is a homophonic meme, and it's not funny at all!"
Dina Zedei was shocked by the cold, and wanted to sneer to liven up the atmosphere, but after looking around, everyone kept their expressions of being shocked by the cold, and then she closed her mouth.
Nilu thought it was quite funny, but no one laughed, and she didn't dare to laugh.
Kelai didn't understand what was so funny about Sano at all. It couldn't be because of the homophony.
Elhaysen was puzzled. Are all Xumi's jokes so cutting-edge now? It’s not funny to the point where it’s kind of funny.
Ying really wants to ask Sano why he finds the homophonic gag funny.
Paimon was also cold, and his mouth was half open, not knowing what to say.
Kawei and Dixia looked at each other, and they both saw surprise in each other's eyes. No, why is this gale discipline officer such a style?
What a contrast.
Audlin looked at everyone, no, why are you not talking? This atmosphere is really embarrassing.
Okay, okay, you don't want her to break the silence.
What was she going to say?
What should she say in this cold situation?
Forget it, activate her Kua Kua Kua skill.
Audrin couldn't think of it, but she felt that she couldn't let the atmosphere get colder, so she forced a smile and spoke.
"Hahaha Mr. Senno's joke is really... really original. Hahaha, I have never heard such a unique joke in other countries. It really opened my eyes. You are so awesome!"
"Seno's favorability is +15, Sano's favorability is 20, and a total of 3348 favorability points have been collected."
Sai Nuo's calm eyes suddenly lit up: "Do you like to hear it? I still have some things that are at the bottom of the box... wu wu wu..."
Tinari quickly stuffed a coconut charcoal cake into his mouth to interrupt his spellcasting.
"Hahaha, let's have a piece of cake. You must be hungry after talking for so long. Eat more. It's not enough. Hahaha..."
Miss Audlin is trying to lighten the mood, so don't push yourself too far.
Ying quickly caught up with Tinari's rhythm, walked forward, and took out the gift he had prepared before: "Seno, I don't know what to prepare for your promotion. I'll give you some oil to maintain your weapons." Don’t take it personally.”
Be sure to tell a bad joke!
Sano coughed a few times, finally swallowed the piece of coconut charcoal cake, and looked at Tinari: "You should give me some water next time, the coconut charcoal cake is a bit dry."
Tinari: "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention next time."
I will pay more attention next time and interrupt your cast beforehand.
Sai Nuo looked back at the gift box in Ying's hand, with a slight curve at the corner of his mouth.
"Thank you, Ying."
Everyone also gave their own gifts, which were quite satisfactory, and Saino accepted them politely.
Until Audrin handed over the beautifully packaged collector's card set.
Sai Nuo's expression and attitude were completely different from before, and the hand receiving the gift was trembling.
"Seno's favorability is +20, Sano's favorability is 40, and a total of 3368 favorability points have been collected."
"Isn't this? Isn't this a collector's edition card set that is out of print on the market?"
"Are you willing to give it to me, Miss Audrey?" Seno's red eyes had an expression of disbelief.
Out of print! Collection! Gift!
With the addition of these three consecutive buffs, Audrin's image in Xeno's heart suddenly became extremely tall and majestic.
Audlin smiled and said: "Well, this is originally a gift for you. I heard from other discipline officers that Mr. Xeno, you occasionally play the Summon of the Seven Saints, so I bought this card set. I hope you like it. ”
I like it, of course I like it, I like it a lot!
Sai Nuo's heart was surging, and he was extremely excited, as if a fire had ignited him.
"I like it very much. Thank you for your gift, Miss Audlin!" Seno made a very solemn promise word for word: "Miss Audlin, if you need me in the future, if you need me, just come to me directly. Help as much as you can.”
Everyone can see Sano's excitement and excitement.
Paimon: Damn, he really likes Summoning the Seven.