Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 113 Slap

Jiang Yueyang stretched out her hand towards him.

"High-five us to swear an oath. No regrets allowed. Anyone who regrets is a puppy. And will go to hell after death."

The third prince felt that she was still too naive, and it was the same whether she made such a poisonous oath or not.

A puppy is a puppy. It doesn’t matter if it goes to hell after death. It won’t cost you any meat.

Although he would not regret it, but... he still couldn't help but feel happy in his heart.

The Third Prince raised his hand to high-five him, but the system suddenly warned him: "Host, that's not venomous enough! Besides, there are only three of you here, and he's a prince. If he changes his mind, there's nothing you can do to him."

[You're right.] Jiang Yueyang slowly withdrew her hand. [I should have asked him to sign a written agreement.]

Hearing this, the Third Prince reached out and clapped his hands with her before she could completely withdraw her hand.

"Bang!" The dust settled.

Jiang Yueyang: "..."

"Your Highness, I think it would be better to sign another document."

The Third Prince was selectively deaf, with a bright smile on his face, "What did you say? I seem to have suddenly lost my hearing."

"Third Prince, you can't do this."

"What? I can't hear you."

Jiang Yueyang could no longer bear it, "Third Prince, the Second Prince's illness hasn't been treated yet! Are you sure you can't hear it?"

The smile on the third prince's face disappeared instantly.

[Humph! You little brat, you still want to fight me!]

System: [The host is mighty! ]

Finally, the third prince "willingly" wrote the document.

Jiang Yueyang folded the freshly-made document and looked at the Third Prince with a smug look on her face.

"In seven days, I will come here to treat the Second Prince. If the two princes have no other instructions, I will take my leave."

The Third Prince kept a straight face and said nothing. Jiang Yueyang took it as his tacit agreement. Then, he led Qingzhi out with a salute.

Only after Jiang Yueyang disappeared did the Second Prince ask, "You didn't intend to regret it, so why did you deliberately provoke her?"

"Who told her to keep thinking about me in her heart?"

The Third Prince paused for a moment, then continued, "Don't be fooled by her harsh words, she's actually not a bad person. Even if I hadn't signed the agreement just now, she would have treated you."

"Well, I can see that. No wonder the prince likes her."

***

In Ning'an Palace.

After reading the note in his hand, Emperor Yuan naturally handed it to the Empress.

The Empress took the note, glanced at it, and frowned as she asked, "Your Majesty, should I send someone to pick her up, or should I?"

Emperor Yuan said nothing.

"The royal heir cannot be left outside, and the child seems to be in danger."

Emperor Yuan: "Jiang Yueyang has sent An Jiu to follow him, so he won't be in danger. The imperial examination is coming soon, so let's wait until he finishes the exam to avoid distracting him."

The Queen nodded and said that this was a good idea.

As night falls, a bright moon rises quietly.

In the Lanyue Pavilion, Jiang Yueyang stared at the "Seven Star Flower" that was about to bloom, feeling very troubled.

Just now, she was about to pluck a leaf, but when she saw there were only seven leaves, she couldn't bear to do it.

Although the leaves are highly poisonous, they are also very valuable.

It was given away for nothing without Lord Bai knowing about it, and I always felt sorry for myself.

Doing good deeds without leaving a name is not her style.

The system said: [Host, if you really can't bear to give it up, then don't give it away. Whether others can have children or not is none of your business.]

[That's what I thought. But I'd be happy to help out a little.]

The system didn't understand what she meant for a moment.

Jiang Yueyang walked to the desk and sat down. He picked up the pen with his left hand and wrote a sentence on the paper.

After cutting, she called Qingming in.

"You should secretly deliver this note to County Magistrate Bai's residence and make sure it's not discovered." Jiang Yueyang paused, "You can tie the note to an arrow and shoot it at him."

At this time, Gu Lan didn't know that the rare medicinal herbs that were about to be obtained had disappeared without a trace.

"promise!"

Although it was meaningless to do so, Qingming still responded respectfully.

No matter how much she disguises herself, the girl's inner thoughts reveal everything.

Qingming obediently changed into night clothes, covered his face, and headed towards the Bai family using light skills.

Not long after, Qingming stood on the roof of the Bai family.

The light was still on in Lord Bai's study, and his figure was reflected on the window paper.

After a while, a slender woman led a maid and slowly came towards the study.

It should be Mrs. Bai.

Qingming felt the time had come and raised his bow and arrow. With a whoosh, the arrow pierced the air, passed by Mrs. Bai's ear, and finally lodged itself in the study door.

"Ah!" Mrs. Bai screamed in fright.

Lord Bai rushed out of the study when he heard the sound. The first thing he saw was his wife lying on the ground in fear, followed by the running black figure and the note on the arrow.

"Ma'am, how are you? Are you hurt?"

Madam Bai threw herself into Lord Bai's arms and trembled as she said, "Husband, there is an assassin."

Mrs. Bai still feels a little scared since she was captured by the Nanzhao people last time.

The arrow just now flew past her ear and almost scared her to death.

Lord Bai patted her back and said soothingly, "Don't be afraid, everything is fine now."

"Come here, take Madam back."

Mrs. Bai immediately grabbed his hand and said, "Husband, I want to stay with you."

Seeing that she was still in shock, Lord Bai carried her into the study. After a while, he came out, pulled out the arrow on the door, and untied the note on it.

The note was written crookedly: There is a military doctor in the Lu family army who comes from "Yaoling Valley".

After seeing this sentence, Lord Bai knew who sent the man in black.

She asked me to find a way to get treatment myself!

My mother seems to have a thousand-year-old ginseng. I wonder if I can ask the people from "Yaoling Valley" to help her.

Gu Lan: No, where are the leaves of my "Seven Star Flower"?

Lord Bai put the note away, turned around and went back into the study.

At this moment in the Duke of England's Mansion, the Duke of England stood in front of the Duchess of England with his head lowered, like a child who had made a mistake.

Under his feet was a durian that emitted a "stinky" smell.

"Husband... Madam. Didn't the Empress hint that the durian should be brought to the palace immediately? Shall we deliver it now?"

After saying this, the British prince slowly squatted down and tentatively reached out to take the durian.

"No rush." ​​The Duchess of England forced a chilling smile. "It won't be too late to send you in after you finish kneeling."

At this time, the Duke of England's wife's personal maid brought over the Duke of England's official uniform belt.

British Duke: !!! It’s over.

The Duchess of England took the belt and skillfully took out the two silver bills hidden inside.

She sneered and then shouted, "Take the durian and get on your knees inside!"

The Duke of England immediately picked up the durian on the ground and ran into the inner room without wasting a second.

"Mammy, go and invite Hu and Jingshu over."

After a while, Mrs. Hu brought Yun Jingshu here.

"Madam, I wonder why you called us here so late at night?"

The Duchess of England waved at her and said, "Come closer."

Hu walked over, confused, and the Duke of England raised her hand and slapped her.

"Snapped!"