klisemfg Chapter 116 Romantic Insulator
Chapter 116 Romantic Insulator
Jiang Yueyang looked at the attendant who was taking notes in the corner, and shook her head. The saying "don't judge a book by its cover" was clearly demonstrated at this moment.
[Xiaogua, I want to know if they divorced after their wedding night?]
If they get divorced, then Qijiulang will be a scumbag!
System: [No, the attendant told the girl that he wasn't someone who would just do things casually. He cried and asked the girl to take responsibility for him.]
[Hiss~ How shameless. And then? Did the girl agree?]
Emperor Yuan nodded secretly. It was so shameless to say such words.
Even more shameless than that damn girl named Jiang Yueyang.
The system hummed, "That girl is simple-minded. She married Qijulang sincerely, not out of deception. She only proposed a divorce because she felt Qijulang couldn't accept it."
[So...does the girl like Qijilang?]
Hearing this, the attendant slowed down his writing speed. He also wanted to know what she really thought.
Did she really marry him just for a cat?
Emperor Yuan secretly sang the bad news, he definitely didn't like it, because the girl did so much just for the cat.
We can’t let the attendant take all the advantages!
A large number of civil and military officials were on the side of love. They felt that no girl would be stupid enough to make such a big sacrifice for a cat.
That's a lifelong thing.
A small number of people stood on the side of dislike, they thought that the girl was just stupid and had not yet opened her mind.
The system analyzed: [Based on the current situation, the girl has no interest in the attendant and is solely focused on the cat.]
The anxious heart of the attendant finally died.
Emperor Yuan laughed heartily with glee in his heart. It was what he deserved!
Jiang Yueyang also felt relieved. [Although the Big Bad Wolf and the Little White Rabbit are good, I think I would rather watch the crematorium of chasing my wife.]
[Haha, host, you can look forward to it. Since the two of them had their wedding night, Qijilang has been like a peacock spreading its feathers, trying every possible way to radiate his charm and seduce the girl.]
[Seduce?] Jiang Yueyang's eyes sparkled. [How did he seduce?]
The system looked at the Emperor Yuan, who was chuckling for some unknown reason. [Regarding the issue of seduction, the Emperor and your father have the most say. Host, why don't you go ask them?]
Emperor Yuan’s smile froze instantly. You two are determined not to let me go today, right?
Minister Jiang, who was staring at Lu Yunting, blinked twice. What?
Lu Yunting let out a breath, sweating profusely.
The civil and military officials were extremely excited, but in an instant, the image of His Majesty holding a big red flower in his mouth and flirting with the Empress in a pretentious manner emerged in their minds.
Eh~ I got goosebumps.
[Hehe.] Jiang Yueyang chuckled sinisterly, [Little melon, am I treating you well? Are you trying to seduce me into committing suicide?]
The system suddenly felt a chill and immediately changed the subject: [In order to win the heart of the girl, the attendant displayed various talents. Unexpectedly, the girl was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and his performance was in vain.
When his talent and skills failed to seduce her, he tried to seduce her with his beauty. Every night, he would deliberately wear very little clothes in front of the girl, or take a shower in the room, using his wet body to seduce her.
Unfortunately, the girl didn't understand and bought him a bunch of thick clothes the next day. She also told him that it was cold at night and he should wear more clothes to avoid getting sick.
puff~
Jiang Yueyang couldn't help but burst out laughing. Seeing someone looking at her, she lowered her head and pretended nothing happened.
But her trembling shoulders betrayed her.
The attendant looked helpless. It was not a good thing for his wife to be too naive.
Emperor Yuan laughed until tears came out. The girl might not only be a little stupid, but also lacked brains.
The third prince pinched his face and laughed until he was numb. How could there be such a funny person?
Even funnier than Jiang Yueyang's speech.
Everyone present was laughing secretly, even the usually serious right prime minister was holding his stomach and laughing.
No, if I keep laughing like this, my stomach will cramp.
Yuanzheng Guo finally understood why his colleagues in the Imperial Hospital had urged him to come to court some time ago.
It turns out that there is more joy facing upwards!
The system continued: [After repeated attempts, Qijulang was defeated, and finally decided to express his feelings directly. Then one night, Qijulang lit candles all over the room and placed a heart in the middle.
As a result, when the girl returned home, she saw the room full of flames and thought it was on fire.
He grabbed a bucket of water and rushed into the room, soaking the attendant who was practicing his confession like a drowned rat.
Jiang Yueyang could no longer hold back and raised his hand, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, I have three urgent matters to attend to."
She's going out to laugh for a while and then come back.
Emperor Yuan agreed without saying a word. Jiang Yueyang walked out of the hall and ran away.
As I ran, my thoughts kept coming out, "Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. That girl is definitely the epitome of romance."
After a while, the voice of the heart stopped coming and Jiang Yueyang ran away.
There was an eerie silence in the Hall of Supreme Harmony for a few seconds, followed by a burst of laughter, and a group of swallows that happened to fly by were so startled that they fell down.
The louder the laughter, the redder the attendant's face became.
On the other side, Jiang Yueyang, after making sure that there was no one around, put his hands on his hips and laughed out loud.
The system waited until she had finished laughing before asking, "Host, there's still a little bit of melon left. Do you want to finish it?"
"Say!"
The system quickly said: [The attendant pushed the girl against the wall and kissed her forcefully.]
Jiang Yueyang: "..."
This bite of dog food came as a surprise.
When Jiang Yueyang returned to the Hall of Supreme Harmony, the civil and military officials were planning the autumn hunt, and she didn't notice anything wrong.
The system asked: [Host, do you still want to eat melon? ]
[No, no, I can’t laugh anymore.]
A quarter of an hour later, the morning court ended.
Seeing that Emperor Yuan had left, Jiang Yueyang raised his hands, stretched, and stamped his feet.
[en...! Little melon, what do you think about me suggesting that His Majesty sit down during court? Standing still for hours every day must be too tiring for your feet.]
Those who heard this said, I support you wholeheartedly, please make sure to convince His Majesty.
System: [Host, it's not good to push your luck.]
Jiang Yueyang snorted, said nothing more, turned around and walked out of the hall.
After a while, I heard the sound of conversation behind me.
"General Lu, I heard you have a skilled military doctor. Could you please ask him to see my wife?"
It was Bai Ze's voice, and Jiang Yueyang slowed down.
Lu Yunting looked at the small figure in front of him with a smile in his eyes, "Master Bai, I can ask about this matter for you, but I can't interfere with whether he is willing to treat your wife.
Although Gu Lan is our army's doctor, I have an agreement with him that saving people will not violate his rules."
Bai Ze was not surprised by this answer. He asked this unnecessary question just out of hope.
"Then General Lu, could you arrange for us to meet?"