klisemfg Chapter 145: Could it be that the 3rd prince treats His Majesty as a toilet?
Chapter 145: Could it be that the 3rd prince treats His Majesty as a toilet?
The third prince was wiping the floor back and forth with a rag, and soon he was sweating profusely.
Jiang Yueyang was eating while directing, "Your Highness, this side isn't clean. And that side, wipe that side too."
The third prince dared not speak out and could only silently wipe the floor according to Jiang Yueyang's instructions.
After finally finishing mopping the floor, he was just about to take a break.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Yueyang said again: "Your Highness, I am a little thirsty."
After a while, the third prince brought a cup of tea.
"Your Highness, I don't drink tea."
The third prince gave her a glass of water.
"hot."
"It's still hot."
“It’s too cold again this time.”
The Second Prince, who was standing by, saw this and stood up and said, "Master Xiao Jiang, I'll go get you some."
"No need." The Third Prince raised his hand to stop him, "I'll do it."
"Your Highness." Jiang Yueyang interrupted the Third Prince's steps as he turned to leave. "I don't want to drink water now. I want to eat the ice cream from the shop in the east of the city."
The Third Prince twitched his lips and asked, "How many copies do you want?"
"Of course, one per person."
A quarter of an hour later, the third prince came back panting with three servings of ice cream.
Jiang Yueyang asked innocently, "Your Highness, don't you know how to count? Isn't one portion for each person five portions?"
The Third Prince, who hadn't considered Qingzhi and Qingming, asked: "I... should go buy more?"
Jiang Yueyang nodded and said, "By the way, let's go to the city gate and buy some mutton pancakes."
After tossing and turning several times, the third prince fell exhausted on the table.
He said weakly, "Jiang Yueyang...if you have any tricks, just use them. I...will accompany you to the end!"
Seeing that he was not angry, Jiang Yueyang stopped asking him to go out and buy things.
Instead, he took out a bag of pine nuts from the lunch box, poured it onto the plate, and pushed it in front of him.
"Your Highness, please peel the shell."
The third prince looked at the small pine nut and roared in his heart!
ah ah ah...
Jiang Yueyang, I must have owed you in my previous life!
How do you expect me to peel something so small?
You definitely don’t want imported ones!
Jiang Yueyang frowned and asked, "Your Highness, are you unwilling? Didn't you say that as long as I heal the Second Prince, I can ask you to do anything?"
"I, peel!"
The third prince resigned himself to his fate and began to peel the pine nuts, but unfortunately he couldn't peel a single one after a long time.
Jiang Yueyang yawned out of boredom. "Little melon, it suddenly occurred to me that I haven't tried the Third Prince's melon yet."
The Third Prince paused, and the pine nuts he had just peeled fell onto the table.
【Tell me one.】
The system responded excitedly, "Speaking of which, the Third Prince is most like the Emperor."
[Does it look like him?] Jiang Yueyang picked up a peeled pine nut and put it in her mouth, while taking a look at the Third Prince. [Does it look like him?]
The third prince looked at Jiang Yueyang with resentment, saying, "Eat the food I peeled and even eat my melon to add to the fun."
Good for you!
I'm not talking about looks! I'm talking about their brains and their weird ideas.
[Oh?] Jiang Yueyang's interest piqued. [Tell me quickly, what did he do?]
When the Third Prince was a child, he was holding the Emperor's thigh among many other items during the ceremony. The spectators praised him for his cleverness, saying that he knew how to hold the Emperor's thigh at such a young age and that he would achieve great things in the future.
As a result, before he finished speaking, the third prince climbed onto the emperor's head and urinated. After that, every time the emperor held him, he would either urinate or poop.
puff!
Jiang Yueyang couldn't help but spit out the pine nuts she had just put into her mouth, which happened to spray on the third prince's face.
Second Prince: "..."
The third prince wiped the pine nuts off his face with an expressionless face. No wonder my father never held me in his arms when I was a child.
Jiang Yueyang laughed heartily, "Could it be that the Third Prince is treating His Majesty like a latrine?"
The system replied seriously: [It is possible.]
【Any more? 】
The system continued: [When the third prince was six years old, he went out of the palace to play. He saw a vendor selling candied haws on the street and stuck a candied haws on his head.
He thought it was fun and wanted to stick some candied haws on his head, so he returned to the palace with more than a dozen strings of candied haws on his head.
When the emperor saw the candied haws on his head, he burst out laughing! After laughing, the emperor couldn't help but put a bunch of candied haws on his head as well.
When the Empress saw that the Emperor was joining in the mischief, she was so angry that she stuck all the candied haws on the Third Prince's head onto the Emperor's head.
Not only that, the Empress even called in an artist to draw the Emperor with a head full of candied haws.
Emperor Yuan: ...Didn’t you say you wanted to eat Hao’er’s melon?
Jiang Yueyang couldn't hold it back any longer and burst into laughter in front of the Third Prince.
She laughed and explained, "Your Highness, I suddenly thought of something... haha... funny. Please... please don't blame me, Your Highness. Hahaha..."
The second prince turned his head away and couldn't help but laugh secretly.
The third prince glanced at the two of them and said, "Go ahead and laugh, this day will come sooner or later anyway."
I don't care at all!
System: [Host, do you need some time to calm down? I'm afraid you'll die of laughter.]
Jiang Yueyang stopped smiling instantly.
At this time, it was the third prince's turn to laugh.
He also explained: "Jiang Yueyang, what a coincidence, I also thought of a funny thing. Hahaha..."
"Your Highness, if you think of something funny, please share it so that I can laugh too."
The Third Prince paused for a moment, but quickly reacted and said, "I'm thinking of a joke I heard before. There was an official who wore a pair of newly bought boots to work at the government office. A colleague asked him how much he spent on the new boots.
He lifted one foot and said, "One hundred." The colleague then asked, "Why is mine two hundred?" Hearing this, he lifted his other foot and said, "This one is also one hundred."
The third prince burst into laughter after he finished speaking, pounding the table as he laughed, shaking the pine nuts in the plate out.
Jiang Yueyang: "..."
"Isn't it funny?" The third prince took the time to ask.
"Is not funny."
"I think it's quite funny, hahaha..."
Jiang Yueyang ignored the Third Prince, who had a low sense of humor, and said, "Little melon, continue."
Hearing this, the Third Prince secretly breathed a sigh of relief. "Luckily, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been discovered."
The system said: [In the same year, the teacher who teaches the princes and princesses asked them to bring their favorite animal to the next class.
Others brought small animals like rabbits, birds, and turtles. Host, guess what the Third Prince brought?