Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 251: Do it or not...

[What! Are you saying that Guo Yuanzheng's first love became Mrs. Guo's mistress?]

When these words came out, everyone opened their mouths in disbelief.

Guo Yuanzheng felt as if he had heard a fairy tale, and everything seemed unreal.

The system laughed heartily. "That's my own interpretation of the term 'support.' The truth is, Mrs. Guo lavished a fortune on Guo Yuanzheng's first love, ensuring she would be his only lover, and that she would ensure she would have no worries about food and clothing."

Emperor Yuan: This is no different from having a concubine.

Duke Yingguo's face was full of sorrow. This way, I would not have the chance to learn how to seduce my wife from Guo Yuanzheng's first love.

Mrs. Guo, it’s not good to eat alone!

The third prince’s first reaction was that Madam Guo seemed quite rich.

The prince was thinking about what to do in the future so that the world could treat these special people normally.

"Did Guo Yuanzheng's first love agree?" Jiang Yueyang asked.

[I agree! Guo Yuanzheng’s first love just wants to support herself, not to build a big career.

Teaching someone is so easy, there's no need for her to suffer. Besides, Mrs. Guo didn't ask her to provide any special services.

When he heard the words "special service", Guo Yuanzheng immediately felt embarrassed. What kind of vicious words were these?

All the civil and military officials blushed. This kid really dared to say anything and said it so casually.

The inexperienced Third Prince subconsciously wondered, what could two women do?

Guo Yuanzheng felt that he had to do something and began to think about how to turn Mrs. Guo back on track.

Madam, please don't leave me~

Jiang Yueyang nodded. "That's right, there's no reason to disagree with that. But has Mrs. Guo's sexual orientation really changed?"

[No, it's just the normal affection between women.] The system changed the subject, [But, Mrs. Guo has been troubled lately. It's not a good idea for her to always be out early and back late.

She felt that Guo Yuanzheng would restrict her from going out one day, and then she would never be able to see Guo Yuanzheng's first love.

The thought of not being able to see each other every day made her extremely miserable. Then, she thought...] The system deliberately stopped here.

The civil and military officials who did not hear what was next became as anxious as ants on a hot pan - running around in circles.

What does she want to do?

Emperor Yuan suddenly felt that the pomegranate seeds in his hand were no longer sweet. How could they be stuck here!

Do you want to be spanked?

The Third Prince muttered to himself, "Little Melon, are you going to say anything? To know what happens next, please listen to the next chapter, okay?"

"No." The prince replied calmly.

"Third brother is so stupid. You can tell with your toes that Xiaogua wouldn't say that. He's going to finish the melon."

The Third Prince said, "Fifth brother, I see that your recent weight loss results are not very good. I guess exercise alone is not enough. Tomorrow, reduce your three meals a day by half."

Hearing this, the Fifth Prince was about to protest when the voice of the Duke of England came over lightly.

"His Royal Highness the Fifth Prince should eat more than three meals a day."

After he reminded him, the Third Prince remembered that the Fifth Prince had at least six meals a day, not including snacks and desserts.

"Duke of England, how could you be so cruel to me!"

The Duke of England said calmly, "Your Highness, the Fifth Prince, please don't say that. If my wife hears this, she'll probably misunderstand that there's something going on between me and Your Highness."

Fifth Prince: "..."

The corners of the prince's mouth twitched. Ever since Miss Jiang came to the court, these ministers have become more and more mischievous.

No longer the same serious face that has remained unchanged for a century.

The Third Prince ignored the Fifth Prince's dissatisfaction and said directly: "Fifth brother, I am doing this for your health. From tomorrow on, you should reduce the amount of food you eat by half and eat more vegetables."

"No... Third Brother."

On the other side, Jiang Yueyang saw that the system deliberately stopped at the most exciting part, so she deliberately didn't ask.

Humph! Let's see who loses patience first.

When the system saw that the host did not ask further questions as he had expected, he secretly thought that he had messed up.

So, he could only continue to speak dejectedly: [Then, she wanted to bring Guo Yuanzheng's first love to her house, so that the three of them could live together.]

Emperor Yuan sneered, Madam Guo is really generous!

Humph! As majestic as the Queen!

The Duke of England thought that Mrs. Guo was a bit smart. In this way, she could meet Guo Yuanzheng's first love every day without spending her own money, and maybe even sleep with him at night.

Civil and military officials: Guo Yuanzheng is lucky, he can still be with his first love at his old age.

The person behind Guo Yuanzheng moved closer, his voice tinged with laughter. "Guo Yuanzheng, it seems your family will be having a wedding soon. Please give me an invitation then."

"Please give me one as well. I will prepare a generous gift."

"And me. I want to see what kind of beauty can be so charming to Madam Guo."

"I wish you a happy marriage and a son soon, Mr. Guo."

Guo Yuanzheng: “…”

You bunch of old guys who like to watch the fun and never mind getting involved, sooner or later this day will come for you too.

Seeing that the host still didn't respond, the system could only continue on its own: [However, Director Guo is meeting her first love, and it would be inappropriate to bring her back like this. Therefore, she decided to just go all out...]

[Killed Guo Yuanzheng?] Jiang Yueyang interrupted him.

The system was delighted that the host was finally willing to pay attention to him.

Everyone was shocked. Mrs. Guo wanted to kill her husband?

Guo Yuanzheng whispered, "No, no, my lady won't do this to me! She must still love me!"

System: [Host, why are you so obsessed with fighting and killing today? Madam Guo isn't that cruel.]

Jiang Yueyang said lightly, "Because your melon is either a killer melon or a cucumber."

system:【……】

The system coughed dryly twice. [That's all the emperor's fault. His officials are all ruthless murderers.]

Emperor Yuan: Can you blame me for this?

Didn’t you say that you can’t judge a person by his appearance? How do I know that they are evildoers?

I am not like you, who can expose the gossip!

[So... what is Mrs. Guo trying to do by going all out?]

She wants to take her husband's place in a concubine without asking for his permission! She led the wedding procession to pick up the bride two quarters of an hour ago, and they should be arriving soon.

【Wow~ Exciting! 】

When these words were spoken, Guo Yuanzheng's eyes widened. It was simply ridiculous!

The pomegranate seeds in Emperor Yuan's mouth suddenly fell out. How outrageous! I really want to see it up close!

The Third Prince: I'll go! I'll go! I want to go and watch the fun. I've never seen a woman marry a bride before. And she's marrying for her husband!

The Duke of England could not bear it any longer, so he coughed twice at the Minister of Rites who was reporting the expenses for welcoming the envoy.

The Minister of the Ministry of Rites nodded and immediately ended the report in a few words.

Emperor Yuan also took this opportunity to ask, "Do you have anything else to report?"

Everyone was silent in unison. Seeing this, Emperor Yuan glanced sideways at Li Fuquan who was standing beside him.

Li Fuquan immediately shouted in his feminine, sharp voice: "Withdraw from the court!"