klisemfg Chapter 404 Historical Achievements
Chapter 404 Historical Achievements
The civil and military officials heard Jiang Yueyang's thoughts in the gaps between the noisy sounds, but they couldn't hear them clearly.
So, they all lowered their voices at the same time.
The system said: [We won’t eat the melons of these old men today.]
Whose food should I eat?
【The Eighth Prince and the Ninth Prince.】
Emperor Yuan secretly wondered, had Jiang Yueyang already met Xiao Ba and Xiao Jiu? Did they not do anything to her?
General Zhenguo and Duke Ying felt a headache whenever they thought of the Eighth Prince and the Ninth Prince. Why didn't those two troublemakers stay outside for a few more years before coming back?
Prince Yan covered his face with his hands. It seemed that today was the court meeting to summarize the "glorious achievements" of his eighth and ninth brothers over the years.
The King of Qi shuddered subconsciously. Ever since his eighth and ninth brothers came back, he had been avoiding them.
I heard that the two of them caused trouble again the day before yesterday, and it was quite serious.
Jiang Yueyang said calmly, "I think I can probably guess what kind of gossip you're going to talk about."
【Is it? 】
[It's just one of those silly twin things.]
[Yes, but not all.] The system cleared its throat. [Concubine Li died of heavy bleeding when giving birth to the Eighth and Ninth Princes, so they were sent to the Empress.
The emperor loved the twins very much at that time and would hug them almost every day.
One time, when he was holding the Eighth Prince, he urinated. Originally, he wanted to call the Eighth Prince's wet nurse to deal with it.
But when he thought of General Zhenguo showing off in front of him that he could change a child's diaper, he felt a desire to win. So, he changed the diaper of the eighth prince himself.
After hearing what the system said, Emperor Yuan already knew what the system was going to say next, while General Zhenguo had a bad feeling.
The civil and military officials were a little surprised. They did not expect that Emperor Yuan would change the prince's diaper himself.
Jiang Yueyang asked: [Your Majesty, have you successfully changed the diaper?]
[The change was successful, and quite good, but he also managed to confuse the Eighth Prince with the Ninth Prince by his own efforts.]
Jiang Yueyang: [……]
The King of Yan and the King of Qi turned their heads to look at each other at the same time and talked silently.
Is the Eighth Brother still the Eighth Brother?
It doesn't matter, they were born not much apart.
King Yan nodded.
All the civil and military officials looked at Emperor Yuan who was sitting above them with an indescribable look on their faces. Emperor Yuan turned his head away guiltily.
Suddenly thinking of something, he turned his head and glared at General Zhenguo below.
General Zhenguo was speechless. Could he be blamed for this?
The system said: [The Empress came out and saw the two princes wrapped in the same colored swaddling clothes. She wanted to stuff the Emperor into one of them.]
[And then, did they clearly distinguish which was the Eighth Prince and which was the Ninth Prince?]
[No. The two princes look identical, with no distinguishing marks on their bodies, and their body shapes are indistinguishable.]
【What should we do? 】
The system chuckled, "The Emperor and Empress are waiting for the Eighth and Ninth Princes to pee! They think the Eighth Prince just peed, so the Ninth Prince will definitely pee first."
Hearing this, Jiang Yueyang was speechless.
As expected, like fathers come like mothers, and the whole family has very unique ways of thinking.
Prince Yan and some officials present thought there was nothing wrong. The Eighth Prince had urinated before, so he definitely didn't urinate that quickly.
The remaining officials felt that the Empress had been successfully led astray by Emperor Yuan.
Jiang Yueyang held her forehead and asked: [So... who peed first in the end? ]
[Hahahaha…] The system laughed out loud, [They peed together.]
Civil and Military Officials: This...
[The wet nurses of the Eighth Prince and the Ninth Prince were confused and fed the Eighth Prince milk twice, but they didn't know it.
Later, with no other options left, the Emperor and Empress each chose a child and then drew lots. Whichever one they drew got the prize.] The system continued.
Jiang Yueyang sighed, "It should have been done long ago. The Eighth and Ninth Princes are twins anyway, and there's no heir to the throne, so it doesn't matter who's older."
Hearing this, Emperor Yuan couldn't help but ask himself, is this talking about Xiao Ba and Xiao Jiu's gossip, or is it talking about me and the Queen's gossip?
The system continued: [Gradually, the Eighth and Ninth Princes learned to crawl. This is a big deal. If you don't keep an eye on them for a while, the two babies will crawl into who knows where.
Once, the eighth prince climbed into the flowers and almost had his fingers cut off. The eunuch who was taking care of the flowers and plants was almost scared to death.
The ninth prince crawled into a hollow round stool and almost suffocated himself to death.
When they grew up, the Eighth and Ninth Princes became masters of house-wrecking. The Empress's Ning'an Palace was always in a mess, and she had to change a lot of furnishings every day.
Later, the Empress could not bear it anymore and sent the Eighth and Ninth Princes to the Virtuous Concubine.
Empress Defei is the mother of the Fourth Prince. Since the Fourth Prince died, she has never given birth to another child.
Therefore, Concubine De was extremely fond of the Eighth and Ninth Princes, granting them whatever they requested. As a result, the Eighth and Ninth Princes were raised to be very spoiled.
The civil and military officials nodded secretly. The word "spoiled" could not be used to describe it. Instead, it had to be described as "lawless", "little devil", "little bad guy" and so on.
Jiang Yueyang also nodded. "From the way they ordered me to do things yesterday, I could tell that those two were indeed extremely arrogant."
[Ah! That's nothing.] The system said, [As they grow older, the Eighth and Ninth Princes will begin practicing martial arts. So, the Emperor invited General Zhenguo to help them.
General Zhenguo taught them how to do horse stance, but they took advantage of General Zhenguo dozing off and cut a big hole in his crotch, forcing him to hold his legs together when leaving the palace.
The next day, they brought an apology gift to General Zhenguo, which turned out to contain a woman's bellyband.
They shouted that General Zhenguo liked belly bands and even spread rumors that General Zhenguo kissed those belly bands.
On the third day, General Zhenguo refused to teach them even if he was beaten to death.
Jiang Yueyang looked at General Zhenguo with sympathy. His entire life's reputation was ruined by two little brats.
The system recounted the battle records of the Eighth and Ninth Princes, including those of Duke Su, Duke Ying, the King of Qi, the Right Prime Minister, and the Grand Tutor...
Finally, it ends with the King of Qi.
[That day, the King of Qi went to the Shangguan family to attend a banquet. The Eighth Prince and the Ninth Prince said that Shangguan Fu was looking for him.
As a result, when the King of Qi went with him, he saw several dancers changing their clothes.
Thanks to the Eighth and Ninth Princes, the King of Qi became a pervert who peeked at girls changing clothes.
The King of Qi raised his hand and wiped away his bitter tears. At that time, his cousin Fu'er hid when she saw him, which made him cry to death.
Jiang Yueyang glanced at those who had been deceived by the Eighth and Ninth Princes one by one. [The Eighth and Ninth Princes have been notorious since they were young. Why don't they know how to be more careful?]
[Stupid, right?]
Those who have been cheated: "..."
Emperor Yuan saw that the expressions of all the civil and military officials were not very good. He coughed lightly and said in a clear voice, "My dear ministers, do you have anything else to say?"
No one responded, and no one stepped forward.
With Li Fuquan's shout of "dismiss the court", today's morning court came to an end.