Chapter 324
Chapter 324
Li Tie and Xu Changshou were stunned and looked at each other with puzzled expressions.
I instinctively thought I had heard it wrong.
Let Qin He slap him for no reason?
How?
A masochist?
Even Qin He didn't react immediately.
I looked up and down at the big monk and thought to myself, you really dare to do something unique.
At that time, the Lotus Army was attacking the city on the top of the city. It was extremely urgent, so I, the immortal, couldn't be too conspicuous.
The most important thing is that you are not a believer, otherwise the problem can be solved with a "biu" and a direct preaching technique, and there is no need to "touch my head with the immortal" or pat with your hands.
Not a believer, that's the key.
It’s already cheap enough for you, what more do you want?
The big monk shamelessly leaned forward with an expectant look on his face, "Come on, come on, give me a pat~"
This time it's not just Li Tie and Xu Changshou.
Even Wei Wu, Wei Yuanji and the Taoist priest opened their eyes wide, with question marks all over their heads.
Is the monk itching for trouble?
See you a long time!
"That... is what you said."
Qin He emphasized this, and then with a "whoosh" he swung the bench next to him, and with a "bang" he hit the big monk's bald head hard.
With a loud "bang", the bench suddenly broke into two pieces.
The big monk opened his eyes wide, shrank his head, rolled his eyes upwards, shook a few times, and fell to the ground with a bang.
The limbs are twitching, and there is foaming at the mouth...
Seeing this, Qin He looked around and pointed at the monk with an innocent look on his face and said, "You all heard it. He asked me to take the photo. It's none of my business."
"That's right." Xu Changshou quickly raised his hand to testify, saying, "I've never seen such a request in my life."
"Too cheap." Li Tie also shook his head.
After that, the three of them went straight to the table. The big monk took up two seats. As for the Taoist priest, he screamed and stood up and rushed towards the big monk: "Monk, monk, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?"
There just happened to be another vacant spot.
One is not too much and the other is not too little.
Good.
At the table, on Qin He's right was Wei Yuanji, and opposite him was Wei Wu.
"My two lords, are you drinking?"
Qin He used his superb conversational skills and grinned.
Wei Yuanji looked at the big monk on the ground, then looked at Qin He, and responded with a twitching face: "Ah, yes, drink, drink."
Wei Wu rolled his eyes and continued to ignore Qin He.
Qin He wasn't angry either. He changed his wine glasses and filled them for Xu Changshou, Li Tie, and himself. He smiled and said, "I hope all the officials and brothers have had a safe journey and gained a lot. How about we toast to the Great Immortal Qingniu?"
Everyone at the table looked at each other, nodded, and raised their glasses. Only Wei Wu remained indifferent, as if he hadn't heard anything.
"Brother Wu~" Wei Yuanji touched Wei Wu lightly and gestured frantically.
"You guys drink, I'm feeling a little unwell today and can't hold my liquor." Wei Wu crossed his arms and looked nonchalant.
Qin He took a look and was surprised to see that he was really angry.
With your attitude, it's impossible to be sincere.
No wonder his name hasn't been written down in the prayer pen in recent days.
"Well, Brother Wu hasn't been feeling well lately." Wei Yuanji hurriedly smoothed things over, and then said to Wei Wu, "Brother Wu, the Great Immortal Qingniu has done us a favor after all, so just take a sip as a token of your appreciation, come on."
As he spoke, he picked up Wei Wu's wine glass and handed it to him.
Wei Wu took it reluctantly, and without saying anything to anyone else, he drank it all in one gulp.
Everyone's faces were a little stiff. They could only ignore him, gesture to each other, and say a few polite words before drinking the wine in their glasses.
After a glass of wine, the atmosphere became better and everyone started chatting. The topic naturally turned to the recent teachings and what posture to use to worship the immortals for better results. The results were all pretty good.
In more than ten days, at least one reward was received.
There are all kinds of things, including skills, techniques, pills, cultivation insights, experiences, etc.
The atmosphere gradually became lively.
Only Wei Wu remained silent, his face growing darker as he listened, and his back teeth creaking.
At this time, the Taoist priest who was pinching the monk's Ren Zhong and slapping his face finally woke him up.
The big monk shook his head, quickly got up from the ground, touched his head, and couldn't help but let out a "hiss".
There was a swollen bump on the smooth forehead.
"Monk, your head was hit by the door. Why do you want someone to hit you for no reason?" the Taoist asked in shock. Wow, he was almost beaten to death by someone on a bench.
"I'm fine. I'm fine."
However, the monk had no awareness that life was precious, and only had the obsession that if he heard the truth in the morning, he would die in the evening. He looked left and right, locked his eyes with Qin He who was putting salt beans into his mouth, and walked over.
"Hey, you monk, don't cheat. It was you who asked to be photographed just now." Seeing this, Xu Changshou quickly stood up and stopped the monk.
The big monk touched the bump on his head again, hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, saying: "I'm not cheating, I don't blame you, it's just..."
At the end of his words, he looked at Qin He and said, "Can you just clap your hands instead of using weapons?"
"Are you... sure?" Qin He's face twitched.
"Sure, sure." The big monk flashed past Xu Changshou and came in front of Qin He, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.
When the Taoist heard this, he instinctively stepped forward to stop it.
Again?
As a result, Qin He didn't give him any time to react. He raised his hand like lightning and slapped the big monk on the head.
Fifty years of internal strength!
"Boom!"
The big monk's head shrank, his body shook, and his eyes began to roll upwards again.
"Monk!" The Taoist priest was shocked and hurried to help him.
The monk pointed at Qin He with a trembling voice and said, "Ami, you are a Buddha. Why are you so...heavy?"
"This?"
Qin He raised his hand and said seriously, "This is my Iron Sand Palm."
When the monk heard this, his fat body straightened and he fainted. His limbs began to twitch and he foamed at the mouth.
The huge weight caused the Taoist priest to fall to the ground with a cry of "ouch".
Seeing this, everyone looked at each other in surprise.
Xu Changshou looked incredulous and said, "I've seen cheap requests before, but I've never seen one this cheap. Can you get addicted to being beaten?"
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