klisemfg Chapter 295 You have a bad idea! I have an even worse one!
Chapter 295 You have a bad idea! I have an even worse one!
Snow Moon City, the twenty-fifth day of the twelfth lunar month.
The wind from Shangguan, the flowers from Xiaguan, the snow on Cangshan Mountain, and the moon on Erhai Lake are all magnificent scenes coexisting in one city.
As the year draws to a close, Xueyue City becomes more prosperous and lively.
But the busiest place is undoubtedly the sixteenth floor of Dengtian Pavilion!
Since Baili Dongjun was sent to the city by his cousin Wen Yanzhao, he met Nangong Chunshui, Luoshui, Sikong Changfeng and Yin Luoxia who came out of the city to greet him.
Just because Baili Dongjun said, "Master, why did you change people again?", Luo Shui was so angry that he drove Nangong Chunshui out!
The three masters and apprentices had no choice but to live and eat in Dengtian Pavilion until Nangong Chunshui learned some "bad guy quotes" from Sikong Changfeng, and then he coaxed his old lover.
However, the main culprit, Baili Dongjun, was still to blame and was thrown directly into Dengtian Pavilion by Nangong Chunshui to be tortured.
Before leaving, he left a message to him and Sikong Changfeng:
"Baili Dongjun! You almost ruined my marriage, you little brat!
I won't punish you either. When you two reach the sixteenth floor of the Ascension Tower, come find me in the city!"
After saying this, he leaped onto the wind and flew into the city to find his old lover, who was dressed in a fiery red dress, to flirt with him.
The two of them did not disappoint Nangong Chunshui. They fought and played all the way until they reached the sixteenth floor.
Originally, the two were full of confidence. Baili Dongjun boasted that he had learned the complete version of the Autumn Water Art and his realm had been elevated to the ninth heaven.
Therefore, he did not take the two old men on the sixteenth floor seriously, but he was thrown down as soon as he met them!
Although Sikong Changfeng has learned half of the Jinglong Transformation from Nangong Chunshui during this period, his cultivation is still shallow. He has barely touched the threshold of the Heavenly Realm and is still some distance away from breaking through.
The two spent six or seven days on the sixteenth floor, being tortured to death by the two elders Luo Fengzhong and Luo Nianse, but still could not pass.
There are only four days left until New Year’s Eve. If we don’t celebrate it, I’m afraid we won’t be able to have the New Year’s Eve dinner!
On the fifteenth floor of Dengtian Pavilion, on the eaves, two young men sat drinking from each other, holding a wine gourd.
However, Baili Dongjun on the left had a face covered in bruises and purples, while Sikong Changfeng on the right had a pair of dark green eyes. It was obvious that they had been beaten up a lot in the past few days...
"Sikong Changfeng, I have a bad idea!"
Baili Dongjun raised his head and drank all the homemade medicinal wine in the wine gourd, with a wicked smile on his face.
Sikong Changfeng blinked his panda eyes that were hit by Luo Fengzhong and smiled evilly:
"Hey, I have something even worse!"
The two brothers looked at each other and laughed like villains at the same time!
"You go first, I want to hear if your idea is worse than mine!"
Baili Dongjun put away the wine gourd and said with a smile.
Sikong Changfeng raised his gun and pointed upwards:
"Those two old fellows, one has been in the Nine Skies Realm for three years, and the other has been in the Fuyao Realm for ten years. Do you think that with our cultivation, we can easily defeat them both?"
Baili Dongjun's eyes were calm: "No, then what?"
Sikong Changfeng suddenly leaned close to Baili Dongjun's ear and whispered:
"If we can't defeat them by force, we'll outsmart them!"
Baili Dongjun was stunned: "Outsmart? Poison?"
Sikong Changfeng raised his hand and hit him lightly, saying righteously:
"Have you learned bad things from your cousin? You want to poison me right away. Is that what a gentleman like me should do?"
Baili Dongjun was puzzled: "Don't keep me in suspense. Then tell me, how did you take it by surprise?"
Sikong Changfeng pointed at you and smiled cunningly:
"You've seen the gatekeeper down there, right? He's Master's brother-in-law..."
Baili Dongjun immediately understood: "Let him help us fight?"
Sikong Changfeng was speechless for a moment: "He is not as good as you, it's useless to fight him together!"
Baili Dongjun became even more confused and said impatiently:
"Alright, alright, Sikong Changfeng, when did you become so fussy? Hurry up and tell us, we have limited time!"
Sikong Changfeng took out a key from his pocket and handed it to Baili Dongjun:
"Last time when we parted at the Tang Sect in Shu, Master Xin Baicao left me a lot of medicinal herbs. I left them in a pawnshop in the city.
Do you still remember the seven-lamp starry night wine you brewed before your drinking bet with Master Xie in the Diaolou Cottage in Tianqi City?
Baili Dongjun's eyes lit up: "Well, I was wondering what bad idea you had, and it turns out you're targeting me!"
"You want me to brew seven cups of Starry Night Wine again, and then we can drink the Starry Night Wine and break through!"
"After breaking through, the two of us can work together to defeat those two weird old guys upstairs, right?"
Sikong Changfeng shook his head upon hearing this:
"No, no, no, you misunderstood me!"
"Before you came to Xueyue City, I asked Master Xin Baicao about the pharmacology and efficacy of Starry Night Wine. He said that relying on external forces to forcibly break through the realm, although convenient, is still different from breaking through with one's own strength!"
"He also said that your Starry Night Wine is indeed magical, but it is only effective for those below the Heavenly Realm. Above the Heavenly Realm, it can only enhance internal strength, and there is no possibility of breaking through the realm."
"Otherwise, why would I practice martial arts? Once I reach a bottleneck, I'll ask you, Baili Dongjun, for a bottle of Starry Night Wine. Drink it, and you'll be able to reach the Half-Step Divine Wandering stage!"
"How can there be such a cheap thing in the world?"
Baili Dongjun frowned and pondered for a long time before speaking:
"I was wondering why I didn't make it from the Ninth Heaven to the Fuyao Realm after drinking it last time. So this is the root cause!"
"So? Go on..."
Sikong Changfeng weighed the key in his hand and said:
"Since your Seven Starry Night Wine can enhance one's internal strength, I have also asked Master Xin Baicao for a prescription to block the meridians and weaken one's cultivation."
Baili Dongjun sneered:
"Tsk, aren't you the same as my cousin?"
Sikong Changfeng immediately defended himself, "My prescription is medicine, and your cousin's is poison. How can they be the same?"
"This recipe was originally intended to treat those who have gone astray and have lost their inner energy. After applying the medicine, their cultivation and internal strength will be temporarily weakened, and then acupuncture and medicine can be applied."
"Well, forget it. Besides brewing, you don't understand pharmacology anyway, so I'll just tell you..."
"Among my herbs, I happen to have what the recipe calls for. If you reverse the ingredients of the Starry Night Wine we made last time, we can brew a medicinal wine that can weaken others' power. What do you think?"
After hearing this, Baili Dongjun grabbed Sikong Changfeng's ear and scolded him:
"Okay, okay, so you're planning to weaken those two weird old guys. I was wondering why you had such a terrible idea!"
Sikong Changfeng felt pain and begged for mercy:
"Tap, tap!"
"Just tell me, is this idea not against the moral code of the martial arts world, but also allows us to defeat those two Heavenly Realm masters?"
"I understand pharmacology, and you can make wine! I'll give you the whole vat, and I'll get a medicine box. Let's make it big and strong, and create more glory!"
"Weakening others is the same as strengthening yourself...
Dongjun, you need to be more flexible. If you think this way, won't you feel less psychologically burdened?"
"Even if Master asks us about it, we have already overcome it on our own. Facing an enemy with such a huge difference in cultivation level, if we just fight head-on, we will only lose our lives!"
Baili Dongjun let go of Sikong Changfeng and stood up:
"Okay! Without further ado, go get the medicine and I'll go find some base wine!"
"I'm afraid there's too little time to brew it now, but using base wine is not a problem!"
"We two brothers will become bigger and stronger and create greater glory!"
On the eaves of Dengtian Pavilion, the two young men looked at each other and simultaneously let out a villainous laugh of "hehehehehehe..."!
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(PS: Judging from the strength of the guards on the 15th and 16th floors, the Baili Sikong brothers have no chance of winning unless they hold back, so I’m secretly changing the ending of the play for the two brothers... Of course, Baili Dongjun is now much stronger than in the play!)