It’s not too much for me, the slime, to capture Xiao Wu.

Chapter 164 The Third Master Jumped into the Toilet and Eating Shit

Boom boom boom boom

Listening to the thunder-like banging sounds coming from Zhang Chulan in the toilet, one can imagine how severe his stomach is.

The sound came one after another, as if it was going to shake the toilet down.

As a result, everyone's expressions became very strange, and their facial features seemed to be twisted together.

Especially Xiao Wu, because the toilet looked small and simple, and it was estimated that it could only accommodate one or two people.

When I thought about the fact that the Third Young Master was inside and Zhang Churan was in the toilet, I really didn’t know what kind of chaos the situation would be.

But no matter how nervous or curious she was, Xiao Wu couldn't ask about this matter, so she could only look at Feng Baobao and Zhang Lingyu who were standing beside her.

"Um...what happened to Zhang Chulan? Why is he having so much diarrhea?" Xiao Wu's voice was filled with a hint of confusion and worry, and her brows were slightly furrowed.

"I don't know! He took a lot of weird pills, and then this happened." Feng Baobao's voice had a strong Sichuan accent, and her face had a dull expression.

"Didn't your friend Mingzhu and the others hold an elixir appraisal meeting in the castle?" Zhang Lingyu looked a little helpless and shook his head slightly.

"Zhang Chulan and I also went there and were shocked by the effects of those pills."

"So Zhang Chulan shamelessly ate a lot of strange pills, which is why he had diarrhea." Zhang Lingyu finished speaking and sighed softly.

“Is that so…ah.”

Xiao Wu suddenly realized, and then looked towards the toilet not far away with worry, pity and disgust.

And the toilet emitted a bad smell that made people cover their mouths and noses.

It is hard to imagine what kind of disgusting scene the Third Young Master would have faced if he had not left secretly.

Just when Xiao Wu was worried, Lin Tian beside her showed a strange smile.

Although no one knows where the Third Young Master learned this special method of restraining his breath, no one has noticed his existence so far.

However, this was not enough in front of Lin Tian. With just a sweep of his spiritual sense, he discovered the third young master hiding in the pit under the toilet.

What made Lin Tian laugh even more was that Zhang Chulan was squatting on top of the Third Young Master and kept attacking.

The crackling sound was like a fierce battle.

At first, in order to avoid being discovered, the third young master had to suppress his nausea and jump in, holding his breath in an attempt to get away with it.

But Zhang Chulan was so exhausted that after a long time, the Third Young Master finally couldn't hold it in any longer.

He could only secretly use his martial spirit to summon a hollow vine, and quietly stretch it out to facilitate breathing.

But he forgot that Zhang Chulan had loose stools due to diarrhea, so the foul-smelling feces slowly seeped in through the hollow vines.

The moment the rice porridge-like feces entered his mouth, the Third Young Master felt a foul and indescribable taste bursting out of his mouth.

The smell was like the most disgusting poison in the world, instantly corroding his senses.

In an instant, the third young master felt his whole body cramping and his body instinctively began to feel nauseous.

The food he had just eaten this morning rushed into his mouth in an instant, but was held back by the third young master.

In order not to expose his existence, he could only grit his teeth and swallow it back.

The situation remained deadlocked for several minutes.

Those few minutes seemed like centuries to the Third Young Master.

Just when the Third Young Master felt that he could not hold on any longer, Zhang Chulan finally came out of the toilet after finishing his work.

It's just because I squatted for too long that my legs became a little weak.

His face was pale and his steps were unsteady, as if he had been tortured.

Feng Baobao, who was waiting outside, saw this and immediately rushed over.

"Zhang Chulan, are you okay? We are all worried about you." Feng Baobao's voice was full of concern and her eyes were full of worry.

Zhang Chulan smiled bitterly and shook his head, then turned his gaze to Xiao Wu beside him.

"Long time no see, Sister Xiaowu. I didn't expect to meet you in a place like this. Do you know where this is?" Zhang Chulan's voice was weak, with a hint of anticipation.

"I don't know?"

Xiao Wu shook her head nonchalantly, but subconsciously glanced at the restroom. After confirming that the Third Young Master was not there, she breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Zhang Chulan seemed a little disappointed when he heard Xiao Wu's answer.

"I thought you knew about this other world, Sister Xiao Wu. I didn't expect you didn't know either."

Xiao Wu knew of course, but Lin Tian had told them.

Don't tell outsiders about the fact that you have opened a dimensional channel. Therefore, in response to Zhang Chulan's complaints, Xiao Wu just smiled and did not answer.

At this moment, a burst of dense footsteps sounded from not far away, as if a group of frightened wild beasts were running.

Wang Duoyu and several of his men rushed towards the toilet, holding their stomachs. Their faces were twisted with pain and their expressions were ferocious.

Obviously, they also had stomach upset.

So, under Lin Tian's gloating gaze, a group of people lined up outside, then rushed into the toilet and started to release themselves.

The scene was chaotic, with all kinds of sounds intertwined.

This made the third young master, who had originally thought he had escaped danger, face this mortar-like shit method again.

He was extremely desperate, but because Lin Tian was outside, he didn't dare to lose his temper and could only endure it.

Lin Tian also admired the Ninja Turtles' behavior.

I was originally planning to torture the Third Young Master, but now I think I'd better give up. It would be bad if I get hurt.

It was not until Lin Tian and others left that the Third Young Master could no longer bear it.

So Wang Duoyu, who was humming a song in the toilet, suddenly heard some slight movement below.

When I looked down, I saw a shit-covered hand stretched out from the shit-yellow pit.

"Oh my god! There's a ghost!"

Wang Duoyu's voice was sharp and shrill, full of fear, and his expression was as if he had seen the most terrifying thing in the world.

The sudden fright made Wang Duoyu tighten his sphincter, and a yellow thing happened to fall on his outstretched hand.

Then, under the shocked and astonished gazes of Wang Duoyu and several people outside, a head popped out from the pit below, and finally a figure jumped directly out of the pit.

"Holy shit! What the hell is this?"

Wang Duoyu looked at the monster covered in shit in horror, his eyes wide open, almost popping out of their sockets.

He could only hold up his pants and retreat behind the crowd in fear.

The rest of the people were also frightened by the third young master jumping out of the pit.

"Oh my god, this can't be Superman Poop?" one of them stammered, his voice trembling.

"What are you thinking? How could such a thing exist?" another person retorted, his voice also filled with fear.

While they were discussing.

The third young master who jumped out could no longer bear it and opened his mouth to spit out a lot of filth.

When the people around saw this scene, they felt nauseous and their stomachs were churning, so they all moved away from the Third Young Master.

"Fuck! Security! Where's the security? Where's the security? Someone's eating shit in public, and you're not going to do anything about it?"

Along with Wang Duoyu's roar, the sound resounded through the sky.

Many passers-by who heard the noise came here.

When they saw the third young master covered in shit and vomiting, they all looked at him as if he were a monster.

"What's going on with this guy?" someone asked in confusion.

"I don't know! How come he's covered in shit in broad daylight? And he's even eating shit!" another person said, his voice full of disgust.

"Fuck you! You're even giving me a fucking review! Which bastard called us here? Let's go! Let's go! I need to go wash my eyes! This is too fucking eye-watering."

Some people turned and walked away while cursing.

"But why does that person look so familiar? He seems to be from the Tang Sect." Someone suddenly said.

"Really? That petty thieving Tang Clan, they just love to do bad things. Are they here to cause trouble again?"

"Who knows? But how did he sneak into the bathroom? Or did he have nowhere else to hide, so he hid in the bathroom?"

"Huh! This is too disgusting, he is worthy of being a member of the Tang Sect."

Amidst the accusations and scolding from passers-by around him, the third young master finally recovered from vomiting.

But when he saw the large group of people around him pointing fingers at him, a nameless anger rose from the bottom of the Third Young Master's heart.

"You damn guys dare to humiliate me, you deserve to die!" The third young master's voice was full of anger and resentment, and his eyes seemed to be spewing fire.

With a flick of his hand, hundreds of poisonous needles containing feces flew towards everyone present.

This also scared everyone.

"Everyone, get out of the way! His attack is full of shit!" Someone shouted, and everyone scattered like birds and beasts, running away in all directions.

The third young master also knew that he couldn't stay here, so he started to run away, dragging his body covered in shit.

Fortunately, the third young master was covered in shit at this time.

Although everyone was very angry about the Third Young Master's sneak attack, no one dared to stop him, so his escape was relatively smooth.