Chapter 160 This is a place to drink
Chapter 160 This is a place to drink
I used to hear people say that people from the south can't drink much, but this time Li Fugui realized that he had been fooled. It was really the fellow villagers here who were said to be so good.
Because they came back in a hurry, there was nothing prepared at home, but the rules for drinking here are actually like this.
The wine glasses cannot be placed down, otherwise two people will have to pour the wine one after the other.
One said that he couldn't walk on one leg and needed to drink more than two cups.
These cups are all large glass cups for drinking water, and each cup weighs at least three taels.
Zhang Bei was a down-to-earth man, and he was lying down in no time. Although Li Fugui was in good health, a strong man could not stand up to a pack of wolves.
It's the same for everyone, meeting for the first time. No matter who toasts you, you have to taste it. If you drink one at a time, you will soon be exhausted.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Tingjian was a strong general who could fight against any enemy with his generals and block any water with earth. He could drink wine just like drinking water.
The relatives at home were all shocked, but they had to act tough.
The guests have all drunk, so we have to go up no matter how much we drink. In this way, round after round, his peers are older and not as strong as him.
It would be even worse if young people couldn't drink, especially since Zhang Tingjian drank liquor and beer alternately.
If you drink beer, he will persuade you to drink some white wine. The young men are not as strong as him.
By the afternoon, the dozen or so drinking companions had drunk six pairs of people.
Li Fugui was full of admiration.
There is no way to deal with this. Everyone needs talent to drink. Some people are born with high levels of alcohol-degrading enzymes, so they can drink without getting drunk. Ordinary people have different constitutions, so they can only drink half a catty or eight taels at most.
Zhang Tingjian is different. He drinks wine as if it were water, as if the wine was not spicy at all and he could gulp it down.
Li Fugui really didn't dare to drink like this. If he drank too much, he would vomit. If he accidentally drank too much and vomited everywhere, he would feel embarrassed.
However, drinking also requires an atmosphere. If you are happy and relaxed, you can indeed drink more. But everyone here is a stranger, and there is no gossip.
It's okay to drink alone, but if someone were to sue him for drinking, Li Fugui would be afraid. He doesn't know how to play rock-paper-scissors, but only tiger, bar, and chicken.
This is a simple drinking game, usually played by children.
Chickens eat insects, tigers eat chickens, the lever hits the tiger, and the insects eat the wooden lever. This is a cycle. In other words, it is the law of mutual restraint, a simple truth in nature.
After saying this, someone came to Li Fugui to have a drink. Li Fugui had no choice but to drink some.
So he pulled out this killer weapon. The chicken ate the bug, the bug bit the lever, the lever hit the tiger, and the tiger ate the chicken. So many people became his defeated enemies.
However, there are many benefits to drinking and playing rock-paper-scissors. The banquet can suddenly become as quiet as it was just now, and then it can become lively at any time.
Sister Xiaotao brought Zhang Nan and Xiaoxing to watch the fun. Women like them don't play finger-guessing games or drinking games at the banquet.
Zhang Nan now admires Li Fugui very much. He didn't expect that this Brother Fugui is so powerful. Moreover, because they are on the road, all the routes are arranged with Li Fugui as the leader.
Now the more Zhang Nan looks at Li Fugui, the happier he becomes.
She wishes she could replace Zhang Bei and teach him how to behave. She is fed up with her own brother.
As they were talking, the phone suddenly rang. It turned out to be Sister Tao's mother-in-law calling.
I'll be home in a few days.
It turns out that my mother is still worried about Li Fugui.
These past two days, I didn't know where they were, so I wanted to see and get some news about them.
Now Li Fugui is drunk and Sister Tao doesn't dare let him answer the phone.
So she lowered her voice and said to Li Fugui's mother, "Auntie, Fugui just went out for a while. When he comes back, I'll ask him to reply to your message."
At this time, Li Fugui discovered that Sister Xiaotao was talking to someone mysteriously on the phone.
I staggered over and asked Sister Xiaotao if she was talking to my mother. Come on, let me say a few words to my mother.
Sister Xiaotao regrets it so much. No matter how good this man is, she should not let him drink. Once he drinks too much, you can't predict how he will behave.
Li Fugui answered the phone and shouted, "Dear mother, I am at Xiaoxing's house. We will go back after dawn. I bought a lot of things for you. Don't worry about Xiaotao. I will take good care of her. Yes, yes, I will keep it in my heart."
It seemed that he was mistaken. He thought the call was from his mother-in-law, but it turned out to be from his biological mother.
Sister Xiaotao was both angry and amused, and she didn't dare to interrupt. She could only watch him on the phone, trying to be attentive to his mother, thinking that her mother-in-law would definitely be angry.
The drinking session lasted from 1 p.m. to around 4 p.m., and most people felt dizzy.
I originally wanted to leave, but it seemed there was no other way, so I had to ask Xiao Xing to help clean up the house and make the beds for them to rest.
But this is also a good thing. Xiao Xing's grandparents are very happy. Old people like lively occasions and they hope that no one will stay here for a few more days. Then, when it comes to eating, the more people there are and the more lively it is, the happier they are.
In the evening, Sister Xiao Tao gave a lecture to the men, but they were all a little drunk and sleeping in a mess. Only Zhang Tingjian was okay. His eyes looked clear, but he reeked of alcohol.
Zhang Nan felt something was wrong, and she said with a smile, "Zhang Tingjian, are you playing some tricks?"
Zhang Tingjian saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he raised his hand and showed it to Zhang Nan.
It turned out that there was a small gourd hidden in his sleeve.
Zhang Nan was very curious. What was going on? He didn't know what this thing was, but it looked very exquisite.
Zhang Tingjian smiled and said nothing. He secretly opened the stopper of the small gourd and let Zhao Nan smell what was inside.
Zhang Nan went to smell it, and oh my god, there was a strong smell of alcohol coming out of it.
Zhang Tingjian is worthy of being a little god. He used the Qiankun Dafa to make the transfer. The whole process looked like he was drinking it, but along his hand, it all went into the gourd. How much can such a small gourd hold? Zhang Nan couldn't help but ask curiously.
Zhang Tingjian whispered to her with a smile that this gourd was called Qiankun Gourd, and it could actually hold the water from a whole river.
Zhang Nan was shocked. Don’t even mention the dozen or so bottles of liquor. I think the water in the fish pond at the door can also hold them.
Zhang Nan found this magic-like trick very strange, and he immediately started to act coquettishly to Zhang Tingjian, saying, "Hurry up and teach me, I want to learn."
Zhang Tingjian said with a wry smile, this is the magic power of the gods. You can't learn it even if I teach you, but I can teach you to draw talismans so that you can exercise regularly and make your body better.
Several girls found it quite strange when they heard him say that. You are the God of Wealth and you can draw talismans. Isn't that what Taoist priests do?
Zhang Tingjian smiled and said that talismans are a branch of our gods, and they are not mainstream. All the Taoists currently learn things based on Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching.
Many people say that Lao Tzu is the founder of Taoism. In fact, Lao Tzu also learned it from the gods in heaven.
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