Quick Wear: BE cannon fodder does not follow the routine

Chapter 702 Marrying the Wrong Man or the Right One? (23)

Tengyun Village.

The first house in the village hung colorful lanterns, which was very festive. An old couple was pacing back and forth at the gate of the yard.

"Old lady, is it because we are too tough that the in-laws are unwilling to marry their daughter to us?"

"If you hadn't helped him, would he have been able to become an inspector? If you hadn't been lame, he wouldn't have had a chance. Besides, Anzi is a centurion after all, and it's enough for him to be paired with a bastard daughter."

Shi Xiuhua, who was carrying a chicken coop, was also nervous. Her brother had been drinking with his colleagues today and had not returned home yet. Would they be unfair to her by hastily welcoming her sister-in-law into the family?

"Could it be that the person who went to welcome the bride is unreliable? My elder sister received the money."

"The guy I'm looking for is definitely reliable. We've been friends for decades. Don't worry."

"How can I not be anxious? If you are not anxious, don't hang around me."

"It's because Anzi is useless. Now the rumors are flying everywhere. If it doesn't work, just follow his wishes. Men will also..." The man was glared at by his wife and didn't dare to say the rest.

"You are just exaggerating. My son is fine and healthy. It's impossible for him to be like that. Don't say such depressing words on such a happy day. It annoys me to see you walking around in front of me with a cane."

"Hey!" The old man didn't want to cause trouble, so he sat on a chair and said nothing more.

The people in the big house next door couldn't help but laugh at this: "Uncle, if Anzi can't get a wife, there's no need for you to blackmail the official morally. If it doesn't work, a man can do it."

"Not only in Tengyun Village, but even in Menghua City, many people know about your Anzi's incident."

"Hey, your family didn't even tell us about getting married. Are you afraid that your daughter-in-law won't come and it will be embarrassing?"

Mother Shi was so angry that she was out of breath and couldn't help but retort: ​​"What does my Anzi's marriage have to do with you? It's not like I haven't told you before. Do you care and come to help?"

"Tsk! You must be unable to marry her. Every time Anzi comes back, you ask her to marry a wife, but the young wife just runs away with her skirt lifted up before she reaches the river."

"This is my family's business!"

"Hahaha, you guys keep waiting, but our eldest family can't afford to lose this person."

The three of them were once again mercilessly mocked by the people in the first house. They didn't know how long they had been guarding until they heard the sound of gongs and drums.

"Here it comes, hurry up."

Shi Xiuhua released the rooster from the chicken coop, and the wedding sedan stopped at the gate of the courtyard.

"My dear, this journey has been very bumpy. Please bear with me."

Gu Fenghuan, who was in disguise, looked at the dilapidated courtyard with a smile on her face, and helped the person out of the sedan chair with a maid.

"It seems that the bride is dizzy from driving, but it's okay, let's get married first and don't miss the time."

"Yes, let's get married first. Where's the groom?"

Father Shi was very embarrassed and could only say, "I'm sorry, daughter-in-law. Anzi hasn't come home yet. You should go to the rooster first. I'll teach him a lesson tomorrow!"

puff!

Gu Fenghuan couldn't help laughing out loud, but quickly regained her composure, thinking that Gu Yuxi would be very depressed after waking up, marrying a rooster.

Thinking of Gu Yuxi's difficult life in the future, Gu Fenghuan was overjoyed and pretended to be understanding, "Madam Shi, you can't say that. This is a match made in heaven. We understand that Master Shi is busy, but the auspicious time for the wedding has come. Let's talk about anything later."

"Yes, yes, yes! I was confused."

On the high hall, the Stone father and Stone mother patted their chests, and then the wedding ceremony began.

Bow to Heaven and Earth——

Second worship of parents——

Husband and wife worship——

……

"it is good!"

"Mr. Shi, Mrs. Shi, congratulations."

"Thank you for your hard work, the food and drinks are ready, please come this way."

The guests at the two tables sat down, the food and wine were delicious, and both the host and the guests were having a great time.

After sending the people to the bridal chamber, Gu Fenghuan rubbed her sore shoulders. After the old woman left, she took out her eyebrow pencil and rouge, applied them on the bride's face, and finally lit a faint incense in the room.

She leaned close to the bride's ear and whispered, "This is what happens when you go against me, Gu Yuxi. You better die here obediently. It would be best if you go crazy and have sex with a rough guy tonight, and then be thrown into a pig cage tomorrow."

After saying that, Gu Fenghuan looked around the room and found nothing valuable to take. She lifted the bride's veil and found that she had already taken away most of the jewelry.

"Happy wedding, my dear sister."

Gu Fenghuan took out a pill, stuffed it into the woman's mouth, and then left through the backyard fence.

[Sister Xi, that bad woman is gone, but do you want to have some fun?]

[This heroine is really poor, is it so easy to take advantage of her? The ill-fated couple who eloped hope they can run away in this life.]

[I find it difficult.]

Gu Yuxi's mouth curled up, and suddenly there was something in his hand that looked like the bride's jewelry. He could just pawn it if it wasn't valuable.

At the foot of the mountain in Tengyun Village, a huge object rolled over and finally fell right into the river with a splash.

"Puff!" Gu Fenghuan, who had struggled in the river for a while, crawled to the shore from the river bank and spit out the water plants in his mouth. Before he could calm down, his feet were bitten several times by a water snake.

"Hey, it hurts!"

Gu Fenghuan, who had jumped for several times by the river, once again jumped into the river. Several fishermen saw this dramatic scene and couldn't help laughing.

"This crazy woman is doing something."

"Pull the person out of the water, don't let him die in front of our house."

Gu Fenghuan, who came ashore again, said, "Thank you."

"There are no landlubbers on the shore of this lake. You are lost, young lady. How about I take you home?"

"Is it okay? My home is in Menghua City." Gu Fenghuan's eyes were full of gratitude.

"Of course, I can, but it costs five cents, and scholars won't take a cent."

"Brother..." the woman said coquettishly.

"Stop, are you going to leave or not? If not, stay here, we still have some fishing to do."

Gu Fenghuan felt around her body, but all the jewelry she had just taken away were gone. She thought they might have been lost in the river.

"Please help me, little brother. Once we get to Menghua City, I can't refuse to pay the ferry fee."

"Hahaha, you are such a nonsense woman. How could we not know about your cunning mind? Otherwise, if you were to become our wife, we would guarantee that you would have everything you wanted."

Gu Fenghuan felt like she had entered a den of thieves. The dagger she carried with her was still there, so she pulled it out and pointed at the wretched men in front of her.

"If you dare to touch me, you'll lose everything."

"I didn't expect he was such a hot-tempered person."

"Don't you even look at yourself? The day lilies in my garden are fatter than yours."

"She's so skinny, she'll never get pregnant. She has shifty eyes, any man who marries her will be in trouble for the rest of his life."

Being ridiculed like this, Gu Fenghuan said: "You are just a piece of trash who can only talk nonsense. What kind of good stuff are you? You are definitely not good enough."

The men who were scolded looked at each other, and one of them took off his clothes, bare-chested, and put his hands on his waist: "I am a real man, who is like you who is always unlucky and unlucky!"

After saying that, the men used oars to wave the river water towards Gu Fenghuan, making her soaked again, and then they rowed away!