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Chapter 222: Uncle and nephew talking about splits: This sniper is not that sniper; Lu Xixiao: Say o

"Me and the crucian carp?"

When Lu Ziyin heard this, he subconsciously turned his head towards his fifth uncle, but stopped halfway and turned his head back to the right side.

"There's nothing wrong with the crucian carp."

Did Fifth Uncle know about the conflict between him and Crucian Carp?

"Are you sure it's okay?"

Lu Ziyin didn't expect his fifth uncle to suddenly care about him. After hearing his fifth uncle's question, he thought for a moment and said, "A little."

“A little?!”

Lu Xixiao immediately looked at him and his reaction was unusually big.

This kid and that kid?! These two kids?!

He dared to admit it!

Lu Xixiao's expression was more complicated than ever before. If you looked closely, you could even see a hint of fear in his eyes. This was definitely the first time. It showed how frightened he was and the seriousness of the matter.

Lu Xixiao moved his body away from Lu Ziyin without leaving any trace - was it too hasty to share a room with him?

Lu Ziyin said confidently: "But it's not a big problem."

Lu Xixiao asked a soul-searching question: "Are you sure it's not big?"

His dad was about to break his legs, but he said nonchalantly that it was no big deal? It seems that he had been beaten so many times since he was a child that he became tough, immune, and brave.

Lu Ziyin: "Me and Crucian Carp often do this."

Lu Xixiao was stunned again: "Often... like this? What kind?"

Regular? Sudden? Occasional?

Isn't that just... a friends-with-benefits relationship?

This kid! ! !

He is not even as brave as a mosquito, but he is able to "do great things quietly"!

It seems that his usual honesty and dullness are mostly pretended!

You're just pretending, aren't you?!

He just humiliated himself invisibly!

If he was pretending, his mind and methods would be incredible!

Lu Ziyin: "That's it."

Lu Xixiao was in a complicated mood for a while, and finally asked an important question: "Besides Yu Jin, who else has it happened?"

This kid has such a messy private life, he might get sick!

Ask first!

Only after asking can you beat him!

Lu Ziyin: "No more, only crucian carp."

Lu Xixiao: "Are you sure?"

Lu Ziyin wondered: "What's so uncertain about this?"

Is it a blessing in disguise that Yu Jin is the only one?

What a shit!

It’s just a lingering fear for now!

Not only are they of the same sex, but they're also fuck buddies, which shows how much this guy plays around in private. In the darkness, Lu Xixiao's face was filled with indescribable emotions.

After a moment, he asked, "You or Yu Jin... who has more say?"

Lu Xixiao asked tactfully.

Although this kid wasn't very motivated, no, this kid was incredibly motivated! He was a hidden talent, yet suddenly became a sensation! But after all, his surname was Lu. No matter what the situation, his Lu family couldn't be the one being oppressed or bullied.

Lu Ziyin: "Carp, Carp is the captain."

Lu Xixiao was so disappointed: "Then why don't you become the captain?!"

Can he be the captain of this game and go straight to bed?!

How does that make sense!

After saying that, Lu Xixiao was also convinced. Things had come to this point. How could he gain back some face by worrying about who was on top and who was on bottom?

Lu Ziyin: "My skills are not as good as Crucian Carp's. Crucian Carp's sniping is amazing not only among newcomers but also among seniors."

Lu Xixiao was horrified again: "???"

I couldn't believe my ears.

I also feel like my ears are dirty.

"How dare you say that, kid!" Lu Xixiao was amazed. He could hardly bear it any longer. He gritted his teeth and asked angrily, "Didn't you just say that there was only one person named Guo Yujin? Where did the newbies and seniors come from? If you don't tell me the truth, I won't have to wait for your dad to take action. I'll beat you to death first!"

Lu Ziyin suspected that his fifth uncle had a tendency to violence. His temperament was too unpredictable and he would suddenly get angry when nothing was wrong.

Despite being terrified, Lu Ziyin still bravely defended him in a low voice: "Everyone agrees that Crucian Carp's skills are amazing..."

Lu Xixiao was stunned: "???"

He sat up straight away, turned on the light, and said to the bewildered Lu Ziyin, "I almost don't recognize you anymore! You have newcomers and seniors, and that guy has big names. Is your circle so messed up, or are you two the only ones who got together?"

Lu Xixiao could never have imagined that one day his cognition would be repeatedly refreshed by this stupid boy!

Lu Ziyin was becoming increasingly confused: "Chaos?"

Seeing Lu Ziyin's tone of complete indifference, he seemed feudal and old-fashioned.

Lu Xixiao stared at the man and said, "Our Lu family has never experienced such a situation in generations. You really make me look at you with new eyes!"

Generations of people? Look at them with new eyes?

Lu Ziyin was confused: "...What did I do?"

I don't understand, and it doesn't sound like they are really praising him.

Lu Xixiao pointed his finger at him and warned, "You've kept it a secret from me. If your parents find out and get mad at you, even the Buddha can't save you! You'd better straighten things out for me. If you can't, don't get me into those messy relationships. No matter if it's a man or a woman, if you want to date someone, do it seriously. If you keep messing around like this, I'll shoot you, believe it or not!"

Lu Ziyin blinked: "???"

He couldn't understand a single word except the punctuation marks.

Lu Xixiao was furious and felt extremely disgusted with Lu Ziyin: "You have ruined our family tradition!"

It seems like the situation is getting more serious the more you talk about it.

Lu Ziyin was bewildered: "Fifth Uncle, what are you talking about?"

"Stop playing dumb. Either you end that messy relationship with Yu Ji, or you have a good talk with him and resolve this matter for me before you return home!" Lu Xixiao issued an ultimatum.

Lu Ziyin scratched his head after hearing this: "I will definitely solve the problem, but Fifth Uncle, I just had a quarrel with Crucian Carp, how did it become such a mess..." He felt wronged.

Lu Xixiao: “???”

Looking at Lu Ziyan's silly look, Lu Xixiao was stunned for a few seconds and realized that they might be talking about splits.

Seeing that Lu Xixiao suddenly fell silent as if he was thinking about something, Lu Ziyan, who was lying down, sat up obediently.

Lu Xixiao replayed the whole story in his mind and asked again from the beginning: "What happened between you and Yu Jin?"

Lu Ziyin muttered, "This question sounds so familiar." But he answered honestly, "I just said something wrong and made him angry. Crucian carp is just like that. He won't be really angry with me. Once I apologize to him, everything will be fine."

Lu Xixiao: "What you just said, has it always been this?"

Lu Ziyin nodded: "Isn't that what you said, Uncle Wu?"

It doesn't seem like it.

Lu Xixiao didn't answer him, and asked again: "Then what's going on with your fans and those barrages? Are you on good terms with Yu Jin?"

To be honest, one was talking about the city gate tower and the other was talking about the hip axis. Lu Xixiao reviewed where they started talking about splits.

Fans? Barrage? A normal relationship? Lu Ziyin finally understood: "Of course the relationship is normal. Girls like those weird things. A lot of them are just jokes. Why do you take it seriously, Uncle Wu? How could it be possible for me and Crucian Carp to be two grown men?"

Therefore,

This technology is not that technology? !

This sniper is not that sniper? !

Thinking back to the explicit conversation just now, Lu Xixiao was completely speechless. This time he was so angry that his liver hurt.

twice!

He has lost face twice in front of this stupid guy!

I really can't sleep and have nothing to do!

With their IQs, can they even have a conversation together? Talking to him is worse than talking to your own ten toes.

Lu Ziyin whispered, "Fifth Uncle, what's wrong with you? I didn't understand a lot of what you just said..."

Looking at Lu Ziyin, whose eyes were filled with innocence, Lu Xixiao felt indescribable. He pointed his finger at him again and said, "From now on, if I hear you say one more word, I will shoot you immediately!"

Fortunately, this kid was stupid and didn't understand, so I lost face quietly.

Lu Ziyin was so scared that he covered his mouth with his hands.

As soon as the lights were turned off, Lu Xixiao was so angry that he had no desire to sleep.

Late at night, Lu Ziyin fell asleep, letting himself go. He hung one leg over his fifth uncle, hugged him and muttered, "Carp..."

Lu Xixiao pushed the person away with disgust.

Lu Ziyin, who was thrown to the other side, didn't wake up. He smacked his lips and continued to mumble: "Carp..."

the next day,

Lu Xixiao consulted more than twenty of the world's most authoritative experts through the computer, but still could not confirm Wen Li's condition.

Looking at the time, I remembered that it was time to do some serious work.

So Lu Xixiao went out to find Wen Li.