klisemfg Chapter 306 Inventory of various CPs in the Collapse Universe 9
Chapter 306 Inventory of various CPs in the Collapse Universe 9
Genshin Impact Navilette: "Although there are many strange couples, I didn't expect that Lord Leosly and I would be paired together."
Genshin Impact Leosly: "How should I put it? It's really incredible. But then again, what does this Ice Water Dragon King mean? Villette is the Water Dragon King, so is he saying that I'm the Ice Dragon King?"
Live Q&A System: "About this, it's because of the previous CV voice actor joke. The CV of Leosili and the CV of Ruotu Dragon King are both voiced by the same teacher Liu Beichen, so Leosili is often nicknamed Ice Dragon King by players."
Genshin Impact's Leosly: "I see, I can actually share the same voice as the new Rock Dragon King. What an honor!"
[The sixteenth pair, Navia and Clorinde, one is the president of the Fontainebleau Society, and the other is a duel agent. The two grew up together. Clorinde is younger than Navia. They are definitely a pair of sisters! ]
Genshin Navia: "Me and Clorinde? It seems not bad, don't you think? Clorinde, come to think of it, you haven't called me sister for a long time? You used to call me that when we were little."
Original God Clorinde: "This, feels okay."
[The seventeenth pair, Chiori and Kirara, the owner of Chiori-ya and the courier of Bohe-ya, are like a cool rich woman and her reckless girlfriend.]
Genshin Chiori: "She is reckless, which is quite suitable for a little girl like Qiliangliang."
Genshin Qiliangliang: "It seems that it is not impossible for me and Sister Qianzhi to be together. No, no, no, how can I have such an idea?"
[The eighteenth pair, Mavica and Sinoning, the god of the Fire Nation and her best friend, the CP feeling between the two is also very strong.]
Genshin Impact Maweka: "Hahahaha, Xinoning and I are actually a couple! But it's not that surprising."
The original god Sinoning: "Maweka, Maweka, you are really something. Well, forget it. It's not a loss to be a pair with you."
[The 19th pair, Marani and Katsina, a lively seal and a cute little mouse rabbit, are a very cute couple! ]
Original God Marani: "I didn't expect that we could be on the list! Katsina."
Genshin Katsina: "Yeah, I thought Malani's partner would be Kinichi?"
[The 20th pair, Kinich and Ajo, are a pair of bickering lovers. Although they often quarrel, they always trust each other unconditionally when it comes to fighting.]
Genshin Impact A-Jiao: "Bah! How can I, the great and majestic Holy Dragon Kuhule A-Jiao, be a couple with a tiny human!"
Genshin Impact Kinich: "Don't make me want to be a couple with you. You're so annoying all the time."
[The 21st pair, Ningguang and Beidou, I should have mentioned this pair before but forgot, so I’ll add it now. One is the Tianquan Star who holds great power in Liyue, and the other is the captain of the Southern Cross Fleet. This pair can be said to be a pair of happy enemies. They often quarrel with each other, but they always leave their backs to each other unconditionally.]
Genshin Impact Beidou: "No, I can't accomplish anything without Ningguang."
Genshin Impact Ningguang: "Since Captain Beidou is so confident, why don't I take care of you and increase the fee for your mooring?"
Genshin Impact Beidou: "Hey, hey, hey, you are too unethical!"
Live Q&A system: "Now I have counted most of the CPs in Genshin Impact. Next, I will count you as the CPs in Honkai Impact 3rd."
Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "Now we are going to take stock of the various CPs in Honkai Impact 3rd. I wonder which CPs there will be? I am really looking forward to it!"
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "There should be my CP, who is it?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Otto: "No matter who it is, I will make him pay the price!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kallen: “That’s right!”
The inventory continues.
[Next, we will review the various CPs in Honkai Impact 3rd. First, let’s review the first pair of CPs, Kevin and Dr. May. One is the tennis prince of Senba Academy, and the other is a top-ranked genius female student. Later, the two joined the Fire Moth together and became warriors against Honkai.]
[The two people, who originally had feelings for each other, gradually became more intimate with each other as they spent more and more time together. After 5 years, they had many descendants.]
Honkai Impact 3rd Kevin: "Are we taking inventory of Mei and me this time? Hehehe, it feels really good!"
Dr. Honkai Impact 3rd: "Kevin and I, that's true, and our cutest offspring is of course Kiana."
Honkai Impact 3 Kevin: "But speaking of which, System, can you turn me into a man? It's been so inconvenient since I became a girl!"
Live Q&A System: "You can go to Zhongli Yu for this question. Doesn't she have a gender change card?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kevin: “Yeah!”
Honkai Impact 3rd Alicia: "No! Haven finally turned into a girl, but Miss Pink Fairy hasn't had enough fun yet! I ordered a lot of cute pink skirts, and they will arrive the day after tomorrow. You can try them on then!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kevin: "I don't want it! Mei, save me!"
Dr. Honkai Ume: "You can turn back into a boy, but you have to put on your skirt first so I can take a picture."
Honkai Impact 3rd Kevin: “No!”
[The second pair, Otto and Kallen, Kallen and Yae Sakura. When talking about the famous love triangle in Honkai Impact 3rd, we have to mention that Otto likes Kallen, but Kallen is a lesbian and likes Yae Sakura, who is also a girl. At this moment, we have to say that sentence together.]
Everyone: "My Lord Bishop, you must be strong!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Otto: "System, what do you mean by that? You just bring these things up. Am I just part of your play?"
Honkai Impact 3 Karin: "Otto, don't be angry! Think about it, although you have been cheated on, I have not left you, and I have also lived a monogamous life. Isn't this good?"
Honkai Impact 3rd: "Does monogamy mean one husband and one wife? Kallen, I didn't expect you to be so greedy!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kallen: “Hey hey!”
[The third couple, Walter Yang and Tesla, are called the luckiest couple in Honkai Impact 3rd, because heterosexual couples in Honkai Impact 3rd are cursed, like Siegfried and Cecilia, Kevin and May, Otto and Kallen, all of whom have bad endings.]
[But fortunately, our Lao Yang was very smart. He later ran to the Star Dome Railway next door and became a permanent five-star, thus escaping the inevitable tragic fate of heterosexual couples of Honkai characters.]
Honkai Impact 3 Walter Yang: "My future self is really smart! It seems I must prepare early?"
Honkai Impact 3 Tesla: "What are you preparing for? Things are different now. We have the Federation to protect us. The bullshit setting that heterosexuals in Honkai Impact 3 are doomed to fail is no longer useful to us."
Walter Young of Star Dome Railway: “That’s right.”
[The fourth pair, Walter Joyce and Einstein, are actually a couple! It’s just that they are rarely mentioned. Since Joyce’s death, Einstein can be said to have been a widow.]
Honkai Impact 3rd Joyce: "I'm really sorry, Ain, because my death has left you lonely for so many years."
Honkai Impact 3rd Einstein: "What's there to be sorry about? Aren't you back now? I don't need to watch a group of people show their affection in front of me all day long. With you by my side, I'm not a single dog anymore."
Honkai Impact 3 Tesla: "Hahahaha, Chicken Coop Head, I didn't expect that your entire personality has changed since Joyce's resurrection!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Einstein: "Really? I think it's about the same as before."