klisemfg Chapter 367 Miyou Gengke Review 7
Chapter 367 Miyou Gengke Review 7
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Miyougeng Encyclopedia - The Bible of Painting.
One day in 2020, a painter named Hua Jiuhuajiu posted a video of copying Sky Meteor on Bilibili, but was severely criticized by a Bilibili user shortly afterwards.
The blogger at Bilibili said that the blogger's basic skills were too poor and needed more practice, but he did not point out any specific problems in his comments, nor could he show his strength. In addition, this Hua Jiuhua Jiu is actually a painter for Mihoyo, so this comment quickly fermented in a short period of time, and the screenshot of the comment spread throughout the painting circle and the Honkai Impact 3rd group.
The great critic also deleted his account and ran away amid everyone's ridicule, but the famous quotes he left behind deeply influenced everyone, so much so that his words were regarded as the Bible of painting, and many people can still be seen making use of this meme today.
So much so that Star Dome Railway directly included this sentence in its collection, which also reminds everyone not to try to make trouble, or you may hit a wall and be recorded in the history books.
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Congratulations to the Star Dome Railway for getting a new nickname, the Book of Time."
Juequ Zero Nicole: "It's so funny. I don't know where this little Karami came from. He actually dared to touch the official painter of Mihoyo headquarters. Who gave him the confidence?"
Grayshu of Honkai: "That's right, you dare to jump out and jump around without any strength. If you really have the strength, then show your ability!"
Starry Sky Railway March 7: "In the end, what I said could only be included in Starry Sky Railway as a joke. We are indeed a game created based on memes."
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MiHoYo's salary recovery plan.
The meme comes from the CV bosses who have participated in the dubbing of miHoYo games, that is, the biological parents of each character. Among these CV teachers, dubbing teachers such as Xiao N, Tao Dian, and Ju Huahua also live broadcast and play games.
Since you are playing the game, you have to draw something, so many CV teachers repeatedly lost the guaranteed prize when drawing their own voice acting daughters, and finally had to spend 648 krypton to force the character out. Therefore, many netizens joked that miHoYo secretly changed the drop rate of the voice acting teachers just to recover the wages they paid out, and miHoYo's wage recovery plan was born.
In addition to these CV teachers, the program team also revealed in many live broadcasts that miHoYo's own employees will also be included in the list of salary recovery plans. The way to crack the company's recovery plan is very simple, just let Lao Mi send out the original stones directly. Of course, given miHoYo's nature, this is absolutely impossible, so just dream about it.
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Isn't it so cruel? They actually changed the card drop rate secretly just to collect their salary. MiHoYo is really too petty!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: "It is hard for me to imagine that a game company would not do such a wicked thing. Of course, my game company would definitely not do this, but some people might not."
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei: "Are you talking about your rival company?"
Genshin Impact Bennett: "So, every time I draw a card, it's a guaranteed draw. Does that mean my salary has also been taken back by miHoYo?"
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Is there a possibility that your situation is just pure bad luck?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Hey, don't worry about it. You only release this every time you give out a big guarantee. If we talk about people who don't even release a big guarantee, we probably have to mention our squad leader!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Fu Hua: "Kiana, what do you want to say!"
Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "But when it comes to drawing cards, I feel that my personal ability to draw cards is still okay. At least it's a small guarantee. It's not the best, but it's much better than the Sage."
Honkai Impact 3rd Fu Hua: "Can you please stop talking about card drawing?"
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Miyougen Encyclopedia: An excavator falls in love with an unfinished building.
This joke comes from the upcoming third beta test of Absolute Zone Zero. At that time, the game of Absolute Zone Zero had not yet been released for public beta and was still in the testing phase. In the test plot during the third beta test, there was a touching love story arranged by the screenwriter.
The general story is that the heroine tried her best to fight against the enemy in order to protect her lover Mashiro-kun, but she accidentally hurt Mashiro-kun in the end. However, Mashiro-kun still gave her his last hug. Are you very moved when you see this? But don't be moved by the abstractness first.
The real situation is that the heroine is an excavator that has awakened its own machine soul, and Mashiro-kun is actually a white abandoned unfinished building. The heroine used too much force in the fight and accidentally broke Mashiro-kun's heavy wall. It can only be said that it is abstract and not too abstract at the same time. I thought the copywriter of Star Dome Railway was invincible, but whose general is this? No wonder miHoYo wants to invest in brain science. It turns out that they want to see if their own screenwriter has a serious brain disease.
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "To be honest, my cerebellum shrank when I first saw the plot of the game Zeta Zero. Which genius came up with this plot? Even the abstract ones don't seem abstract in front of him."
Zero Keleda: "Yes, I also find it a little unbelievable that an excavator would fall in love. I don't know what to say."
Xingqiong Railway Jiaoqiu: "Indeed, it is really a bit hilarious."
Huo Yuhao of the Federation of Light and Shadow: "Even though I have created so many technological creations, I really can't imagine that an excavator would do something like this. Is abstraction really the essence of this universe?"
Joyful Star God Ahaha: "Hahahahahahahahaha, an excavator falls in love with an unfinished building. So interesting!"
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Miyou meme encyclopedia: The dual-attribute silver wolf is a money-sucking scam.
The meme originated from the preview period of version 1.1. After the live broadcast, a user of an elite forum fell into deep thought about the two icons of Silver Wolf's poster, quantum attribute and void destiny. Then he seemed to have found the truth and immediately questioned it, saying that it was only a month after the server was launched, and miHoYo launched a dual-attribute character to cheat krypton.
After that, for example, three or even four attributes will be introduced. This sentence seems to be fine at first glance, but it will make people blacken their eyes if you think about it carefully. However, the joke that was originally just ridiculed in the forum was uploaded to various anti-Mi forums by people with ulterior motives, which caused a lot of "righteous" netizens to curse.
They denounced miHoYo for its krypton fraud to a higher level, as if they were confronting miHoYo for the benefit of all mankind. It was heartwarming to see such a group of people in the world working for a shared future for mankind. However, the so-called dual-attribute silver wolf was only the quantum attribute and the nihilistic destiny, which directly attracted a lot of cloud players, making everyone happy.
However, these righteous people saw that their actions could not be understood, and finally they could only bow their heads and say: "Hey, miHoYo; hey, krypton scam."
Star Railway Silver Wolf: "Please, if you have never played the game, don't come out and act like a clown! Your behavior will make you look like an idiot!"
Xingqie Railway Bailu; "Even I know that it is not advisable to comment on something without knowing the full picture. However, these cloud players just follow the crowd and will end up being clowns."
Genshin Impact El Haisen: "Such idiots can only be clowns. Their so-called efforts cannot shake a behemoth at all. At most, they can only add some fun."