klisemfg Chapter 521 Who can bear this! ; The results of the first Solaris joint examination are released
Chapter 521 Who can bear this! ; The results of the first Solaris joint examination are released
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Bronya, what nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean I am not Kiana? Who else could Kiana be except me?"
Honkai Impact 3rd: Youlan Daier: "I am still here!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Sister, this is not the time to play!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: "I recommend others to watch this kind of cartoon. It is impossible to create a paramecium with a single-minded mind like Kiana. Therefore, I am absolutely sure that you are not Kiana at all. Tell me your true identity!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "That's enough, Bronya, I'll be angry if you do this again!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: "Hey."
Genshin Impact Fernina: "Wait a minute, this Bronya is not Bronya, he is Barbatos disguised as Bronya?"
Genshin Impact Venti: "Ah, why don't I know this?"
Star Dome Railway Sambo: "Of course it's because of Miss Bronya's groan. Barbatos Syndrome has become contagious among humans."
The video continues.
Then the scene changed, and sad music suddenly came from the video. Ling looked at what was happening in front of her in disbelief, and Qingyi and Seth beside her seemed to be talking about the movie.
And now what Ling was looking at was actually the buttocks of Jane Du and Zhu Yuan, but a line of words appeared on the buttocks, which involved problems of revealing clothing and protruding sensitive parts, but was blocked by an emoticon of A Quan with a crying face.
Finally, Ling turned around again, and suddenly a few men appeared and nodded to him, then pointed in a direction and said, "Look, there's a poisonous mosquito over there!"
When Seth heard it, he immediately ran over and shouted, "Where is it!" Then there were several slaps in succession.
Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE
Zero Seth: "Phaethon, I hope to get an explanation, why did I go to find the poisonous mosquito in the video, but was slapped twice?"
Zero Phaethon Ling: "Ah, I don't know about this either!"
Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Who knows, maybe you ran right onto her butt? Didn't Miss Zhu Yuan and Miss Jane Du appear in the video just now..."
Zero Jane Du: "Okay, no need to say anything, just shut up no matter what the situation is."
The video continues.
Two villains were walking on the road. The villain behind them said to the villain in front, "At least it's not a total loss. The Bomb in the nursing home is still a Bomb!"
The villain in front said speechlessly: "I've already said that Young and Dangerous is adapted from a comic book. It's all fake and you can't learn it."
At this time, another villain wearing a white helmet came out and said angrily: "No! I can't swallow this!"
However, at this time, an old man came out and said, "Well, it seems that that is not necessary."
At this time, the three villains saw the old man, and the hot-tempered villain said, "Huh? Is it the old man from the daytime? Good guy even came to our door on his own, right?"
This is the little villain on the left side saying: "Wait a minute, big brother, why do I feel something is not right..."
Another villain said, "Why do I feel like I've seen this old man there before yesterday?"
The video ends.
Zero Phaethonzhe: "Okay, we can have a moment of silence for these three little villains."
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "As we all know, your uncle is still your uncle. Anyone who has played the game knows that some uncles are hidden."
Juequ Ling Qingyi: "Let us mourn for these little villains."
Live Q&A System: "Alright, alright, if you want to observe a moment of silence, we'll do it next time. Next, we'll continue playing the next secondary creation video. This secondary creation video is from Mingchao, and the name of this secondary creation video is, Solaris's first joint exam results are released!"
Mingchao Drifter: "The first joint exam? This is a secondary creation video related to the exam!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "But speaking of taking the exam, it won't be the children who will suffer this time!"
Ming Chao Rococo: "I don't know, but speaking of exams, I don't think I've ever experienced one."
Ming Chao Anke: "But since it's an exam, I should really be there, right?"
Space Wanderer Gao Xuan: "Since it is a joint entrance exam, it is very likely that they are high school or college students. Of course, the possibility of children cannot be ruled out. Instead of arguing here, why not just watch the video!"
Live Q&A system: "Then without further ado, let's continue watching the video!"
The video starts,
At the beginning of the video, a report card appeared with 36 points in math, 43 points in Chinese, and 21 points in foreign language, which added up to 100 points. In the upper left corner of this report card, only the word "Ke" was left, and the corner was torn in half.
Brent said in a bad tone: "It's okay if you didn't do well in the exam, but why is your transcript like this?"
Rococo said aggrievedly: "I don't know either, but I answered every question very seriously."
However, Brandt still looked very angry, and said: "Math 36 points, Chinese 43 points, foreign language only 21 points! You have to know that we are..."
Rococo said at this time: "Foreigner."
Pero, who was behind Rococo, suddenly appeared and said, "I want the foreigner to die!"
Brent said speechlessly: "It's a foreigner. Which foreigner taught you?"
Mingchao Brant: "This is strange. Rococo is usually quite smart! Even if her grades were not good, she couldn't have done so badly!"
Mingchao Phoebe: "And what's the point of me wanting foreigners to die? How can people from their own country want people from their own country to die?"
Cosmic Wanderer Gao Xuan: "Maybe there really is such a person?"
The video continues.
On the other side, the corner of the name was torn off in half, and the scores on it were 77 points in mathematics, 67 points in Chinese, and 72 points in foreign language.
The shore guard who saw the report card touched Anke's head and said, "Your grades have improved! Anke, what reward do you want?"
However, An Ke's expression was a smirk as he said, "During this joint exam between Lulong, Black Coast, and Laguna, I met a new friend and I want to find her to do my winter vacation homework with me."
Shore Guard: "Go ahead!"
In a blink of an eye, An Ke found his friend and said to Youhu, "Youhu, your method really works. The people guarding the shore praised me for my progress."
Yuhu said proudly, "Hehe, Secretary Dongfang is not lying!" Then Yuhu took out a picture of a hand and said, "Every time I take an exam, I only need to count with my fingers to get the answer."
Rococo said aggrievedly: "But why doesn't it apply to me?"
At this time, An Ke seemed to be destroying some evidence in the back.
Yuhu: "Maybe because you are a foreigner?"
Rococo: "Forget it, let's just do our homework!"
However, at this time, Youhu looked at Anke in shock and said, "Anke, what are you doing!"
An Ke said in confusion: "Ah, things that are not needed... aren't they fed to Pero?"
At this time, Rococo found something wrong, took Anke's winter vacation homework, and spliced the torn corner back. Pero ran and said, "Wrong one, wrong one!"
Luo Keke, who understood the truth at once, was very angry and said, "An Ke, give me back my transcript!"
The video ends.
Mingchao Drifter: "Now I understand. Anke's results are Rococo's, and Rococo's results are Anke's. Because the characters on the names were torn off before, only the character "Ke" was left, so we couldn't figure it out."
Mingchao Guardian: "An Ke, do you have anything to say?"