klisemfg Chapter 533 Is this the legendary double training? (Part )
Chapter 533 Is this the legendary double training? (Part )
The video continues.
Hoshimi Ya: "This is probably Dao Huadao."
As if it was a joke, the brother and sister fell silent for a moment.
Zhe said, "Anyway... I'll help you find it, Fairy."
After hearing Zhe's voice, Fairy responded: "Hello, Master, based on the keywords "talking" and "demon sword", the search target has been locked-"
At this time, a knife used by a One Piece character appeared in the video. (If you haven't watched One Piece, you don't know who it is)
Xing Jianya touched her chin and said, "It's a little thinner than this."
Fairy: "I understand" (then another One Piece character's knife appears)
Hoshimi Ya: "It's a little longer and straighter than this black one."
Fairy: "Understood."
Hoshimi Ya: "Is there a scabbard?"
Fairy: “Yes.”
Hoshimi Ya: "Is there a fingerprint lock and Bluetooth function?"
Fairy: “It has been added, and comes with a lifetime warranty.”
Xing Jianya: "Okay, I want this one with free shipping."
Seeing this scene, Ling behind him complained angrily: "Are you shopping online?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei: "I feel something is wrong now. It turns out that they are really shopping online. But it seems that these swords all have owners, right?"
Space Rogue Gao Xuan: "But speaking of having self-awareness, why didn't the Demonic Sword Thousand Blades appear in it?"
Xingqiong Railway Huangquan: "Demon Knife Qianren, I wonder what kind of knife this is?"
Light and Shadow Federation Moment: "This is a very powerful knife, but there are some side effects when using this knife, but the Federation has already made improvements."
Genshin Impact Thunder Movie: "Side effects, what kind of side effects are they?"
Ming Yuan from the Spacetime Administration: "It's very simple. This sword originally absorbed the life of the user or the life of the user's opponent to enhance its own combat power, but now it no longer has that drawback."
Mingchao Kakaro: "To put it bluntly, it's a sword that shortens your lifespan. Now it doesn't shorten your lifespan anymore, right?"
Light and Shadow Federation Moment: "You can understand it that way."
The video continues.
At this moment, Fairy detected some information and said, "Master, I detected a post on the rope net. I picked up a really fast knife. Today I am a Star Swordsman, hahahaha!"
I heard this familiar tone. Zhe and Ling showed helpless expressions. Ling said, "I know where it is."
Hoshimi Miyabi: "Ordinary people who come into contact with the demon sword will be affected by the demon energy, and may even be stimulated to have hidden desires and hallucinations. We have to get there as soon as possible."
Ling: "Ah, let's go!"
Nicole from Zero Zone: "Haha, now I know who it is. What do you think, Billy?"
Zero Billy: "Ahahahahaha, boss, look at what you said. Even if you didn't say it, I would know it was me."
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Then let's see what happens next!"
The video continues.
The three of them came to the Cunning Rabbit House and explained the cause of the matter to Billy. Billy scratched his head and said, "What...it turned out to be Miss Ya's knife! I was so happy for nothing."
At this time, Ling took a breath and said, "Huh~ Fortunately, Billy is a robot and is not affected."
At this time, Zhe walked up to Billy, stretched out his hand and said, "Haha, take it!"
However, when the hands of both people touched the demon sword at the same time, a series of erotic scenes appeared in their minds, and Hoshimi Masaharu, wearing a thin yukata, also appeared in the entire video.
Starry Sky Railway March 7: "Is this what we can see?"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Xing: "It's beautiful, I love it, please watch more! Brother Zhe, you are really my half-brother!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei: "Isn't this too bad for girls? She's only wearing one piece of clothing."
Juequ Lingxing Jianya: "I don't think it matters. After all, in the video, I am just wearing a piece of clothing and listening to some imaginative music. I didn't show anything that shouldn't be shown."
Honkai Impact 3rd Captain: "But speaking of which, Mei, you still have the nerve to say that to me. Who is the person who pulls Kiana into the room with a nympho look on his face all day long?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Raiden Mei: "Hey, I don't know!"
The video continues.
After thinking of this scene in his mind, Zhe started bleeding from his nose and Billy also started spraying green engine oil. Neither of them reacted for a while.
Ling was a little anxious when she saw this scene: "Brother, Billy."
Hoshimiya: "Oh no, maybe he's been affected by the evil spirit... Let me do it."
Hearing this, Billy pretended to make an "oh oh oh" sound a few times, and then said in panic: "Ahhh~ I'm controlled by the evil spirit. Damn it~~ No one can take it away~ Except Zhe~"
Seeing Billy's actions, Zhe didn't react for a while, then a light bulb went off in his head, and he said in surprise: "Ah! Miss Ya, leave it to me. I decided to practice "saving my friends controlled by evil spirits." "
Xing Jianya nodded and said, "Yeah, I understand."
Ling was a little confused after seeing this?
Philosophy and Billy grasped the demon sword at the same time, and the previous erotic scene appeared in front of them again. This time, Xing Jianya directly exposed her right shoulder, and then spurted out nosebleed and engine oil again, and fell down.
Genshin Impact Fu Nina: "Good fellow, leniency to those who confess and severity to those who resist, is it just for the sake of watching that kind of erotic scene that you don't want Miss Ya to take the knife herself?"
Absolute Zone Zero Anbi: "I didn't expect you to be like this, Billy. I'm really disappointed in you."
Juequ Zero Nekomiya Matana: "That's right, you're a robot, but you're so lustful!"
At this time, Nicole directly pressed Billy against the wall and said seriously: "Billy, tell me honestly, do you have that kind of idea about us?"
Zero Billy: "It's unfair, Big Sister, I'm a robot, I really don't have that kind of thought, and even if I did, I don't have that kind of ability!"
Zero Nicole: "That's true."
The video continues.
Seeing this scene, Ling was already anxious and said quickly: "Brother! Billy! Miss Ya, hurry up!"
Zhe suddenly stopped him and said, "Don't come over, I can still do it~!" Then he pointed at Billy and said, "Billy, I will save you today!"
However, Billy gloated at this time and said: "Hurry, hurry, I'm in a hurry and need to be rescued!"
The two of them held the demon sword together again, and the scene that appeared in front of them made them spit out their teeth and eyes. Although it was not shown, everyone understood it. Zhe and Billy vomited blood and oil.
Ling saw this and became very anxious: "Brother! Billy!"
Zhe smiled like Light Yagami and said, "Hahahahahahahahaha, that almost cost me my life!"
Billy: "Yeah... I don't know how bad it will be next time. My CPU is shaking."
Zhe: "Good brother! Can you still withstand the next impact?"
Billy: "Haha...good brother...I won't fall down at a time like this, just come on!"
Then, the two old perverts posed in the world-famous painting The Creation of Adam (Is this the name of the original painting? I don’t know, if anyone knows, please tell me, thank you.)
Only Ling, who didn't understand the situation, cried out in grief: "Wuwuwu~! Brother! Billy!!"
However, at this moment, Xing Jianya, looking at the determined will of the two people in front of him, said with bright eyes: "Is that so... Is this the right attitude towards cultivation?"
Then the video turned back and Xing Jianya came to the trash can again. She stared at the trash can and said, "Move, move, move..."
Then the trash can stood up, grew two legs and walked away. Seeing this, Xing Jianya drew his knife.
The video ends.