Chapter 578: Current Status of the Six Gods’ Gathering (Part 6)
Chapter 578: Current Status of the Six Gods’ Gathering (Part 6)
Wendy became interested and asked, "Isn't it? Then what are the benefits of this dish?"
Zhongli: "Increases critical hit rate by 10%."
Honkai Impact 3 Dream Seeker: "What a 10% increase in critical hit rate! I am shocked."
Mingchao Qiushui: "This should be a setting in the game. I didn't expect it to be included in the second creation video."
The video continues.
This is when Nashida remembered something and said, "Speaking of food, I thought of a story."
"Oh, what?" asked Furninna.
Nashida: "It's said that Paimon, Barbatos, and Morax were having dinner in Liyue. Paimon ate all the meat and said, "I love meat!" Barbatos finished the wine and said, "I love wine!" Morax finished the steamed bun and said, "What did he say?"
"Eh? What did you say?"
"I have no steamed buns!"
There was silence.
Nashida: "Eh? Isn't it funny? Seno told me this is hilarious."
The original god Tinari: "Seno, you are not allowed to lead the little lucky grass king astray!"
Genshin Impact Seno: "What's the big deal? It's obviously very funny!"
Original God Olorun: "After all, prejudice in people's hearts is as big as a mountain. No matter how you ..."
Honkai Sanfu Xiaozhi: "Don't bring everything up to Shen Gongbao's famous saying!"
The video continues.
Although Funina's expression did not change at this moment, she was actually thinking: "Why is no one laughing? I also think this is so funny! What should I do? Can I laugh?"
Zhongli understood a little and said, "I see. This is a homophone of "no mo la" and "no mo la", which refers to my embarrassing situation as the God of Noble Gold but without mo la. It makes me laugh."
Funina's inner thoughts with a blank expression: "Eh? Why is the person involved explaining the joke himself? No, it won't be funny if you explain it!"
At this moment, Lei Dianying said with a smile: "Haha, so that's how it is. Now that you explained it this way, I know why I'm laughing."
Funina's heart completely collapsed.
The Fire Goddess Mavica, who had been sitting on the sidelines without saying anything, was speechless. She said to herself, "…What kind of party am I attending?"
Star Dome Railway Pioneer Xing: "It's not easy! It's obviously my own second creation video, but in the end I didn't say much. Lord Vulcan's journey was really too difficult!"
Genshin Fukaros: "But our Fufu's inner drama is also very good! She looks calm on the surface, but she is so cute on the inside!"
Genshin Fu Nina: "Ah, don't talk about this, it's so embarrassing! It's really embarrassing!"
The video continues.
Zhongli said: "Come to think of it, Nata is already open."
Mavica heard this and said, "Oh yes, everyone is welcome to come and play!"
Nashida: "I heard that in Nata, "God of Fire" is an inheritable title, and is chosen from among the common people."
Mavica: "Yes, so I am also human."
Furninna: "Oh, really? Here, I'll give you some rabbit bean paste."
Mavica: "Oh, thank you, thank you!"
Qiana of Honkai Impact 3rd: "Ms. Finina and Miss Mavica are now the only two human gods among the Seven Gods. It feels like their relationship will become closer."
Zero Vivian: "But one of them is a God of Fire and the other is a God of Water. They won't develop an incompatible relationship, right?"
Genshin Mavica: "Don't worry about that. Not all water and fire are incompatible."
The video continues.
Mavica was a little flattered by the sudden kindness, and at this moment Nashida said, "Everyone here has been through this before, so can we give you some help?"
Hearing this, Mavica also raised her own question: "Speaking of which, you all must have come into contact with Fatui executive officers. I have fought against the captain of the First Seat, and he is a very powerful guy. Can you tell me about your experience in fighting against him?"
When Furninna heard this, her eyes evaded a little, and she said, "Oh, the executive officer, uh... we talked about it."
Zhongli's expression was calm: "I have been tricked before."
Just like in the Lei movie: "Cut it."
Narcida: “Threatened.”
Wendy covered her face and said, "... past."
Mavica: "...Are the ways of getting along so different?"
Honkai Impact 3rd Sirin: "Hahahahahaha, the gods have very different ways of dealing with the executive officers. Only the God of Wind got slapped in the face."
Barbara: "That was because our Lord Wind God didn't care about the villain's mistakes. And Lord Wind God was just acting. That lady thought she was so awesome! But in the end, she was still chopped down by the Thunder God!"
Rosalin in the Undead Space: “…”
The video continues.
Zhongli then continued, "I understand your concerns, but from a general rational point of view, insiders can provide more unique information. Please wait a moment..."
Not long after, the eleventh seat of the Fatui executive officer, Prince Tartaglia, was called over. Zhongli said to Tartaglia, "Sir Tartaglia, I have a favor to ask of you."
Tartaglia didn't look surprised at all, and said calmly, "I see, you're asking me to pay again."
Zhongli patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I'll pay for it this time."
After hearing what Zhongli said, Master Tartaglia showed a look of complete disbelief: "...Is this matter so difficult to handle?"
Mavica looked even more bewildered: "So what kind of party is this?"
Star Railroad Sambo: "Hahahahaha this is really hilarious. It seems that in Mr. Tartaglia's mind, if there is anything more difficult than paying for Zhongli, then it must be extremely difficult!"
Star Dome Railway Enemy: "Aren't you just talking nonsense?"
Mingchao Kakaro: "But I just wonder if the young master will tell others about the captain later?"
The original god dreamed of Tsuki Mizuki: "I think this matter has to be said even if I don't want to. After all, each of the six gods present is more powerful than Tartaglia."
The video continues.
After listening to Tartaglia's story, Mavica said, "I see. The captain will not be defeated easily. However, this has aroused my fighting spirit even more!"
Zhongli: "I believe that with your strength, there will be no problem."
Wendy: "It's still early, let's go somewhere else!"
Fu Nina: "Okay, okay, I'm going to buy some Liyue desserts to bring back."
Lei Movie: "I want one too."
Narcida: "Let us go then."
After the six gods left, only Tartaglia, the bills on the floor, and the waiter who was waiting to collect the money were left in the store.
Tartaglia glanced at the waiter, then raised a finger and said, "Put it on the account of the Hall of Rebirth."
The video ends.
Genshin Impact Hu Tao: "Alright, alright, you are so good! You actually learned bad things from the guest official Zhongli! If I can't touch Zhongli, how can I touch a small Fatui executive like you? Look at the gun!"
As he said that, Hu Tao stabbed the young master not far away. Seeing this, Tartaglia immediately dodged and said, "Hey, Master Hu, this is what I did in the video, not the real me. There is no need to vent your anger on me!"
Genshin Impact Hu Tao: "Bah! You hang out with Zhongli everyday, you must have learned bad things from him! The vault of your Northland Bank is the piggy bank of my Wangsheng Hall's guest officials, and you even dared to record your account in my Wangsheng Hall. Let me see how I will deal with you!"
The original god Pantalone: "Can you please consider me when you say this! Your Majesty, please say something!"
Genshin Impact Ice Queen: "Ahem! Rich man! We have all witnessed your abilities, I believe in you."
At this time, the Ice Queen was held in Zhongli Yu's arms and did not dare to say no.
The original god Pantalone: "I...you...I'll do it!"
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