klisemfg Chapter 165 If you don't bomb and I don't bomb, when will the fish grow up?
Chapter 165 If you don't bomb and I don't bomb, when will the fish grow up?
"Oh my god, the enemy monkey even has the Western Outlaw skin. To be honest, I had almost forgotten about this skin."
"Actually, people actually use this skin. It feels terrible to use, and it's unlucky too. The critical hit rate is like it's fake."
"I used this skin before, but later when I played on my classmate's account and played a game of Supreme Treasure, I realized what kind of hard life I had lived before."
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On the loading screen, the Western Outlaw skin for the opposing monkey is very eye-catching, even more so than the original skin.
Most Monkey players would rather use the original skin than the Western Outlaw skin.
The main issue is that the skin looks like it's been secretly modified.
Even with a 99% critical hit rate, you can still get four hits without a single critical hit.
A true representative of those with bad luck!
For this reason, all monkey players have set an unwritten rule: none of them use Red Dead Redemption.
This companion skin can be redeemed with skin fragments, so it's practically free.
It's probably because it's so cheap that it has such a bad reputation.
The adage "you get what you pay for" is perfectly exemplified in this product.
The loading screen finished quickly.
"Welcome to Honor of Kings."
"The enemy will arrive on the battlefield in five seconds."
"Army attack!"
The moment the opening sequence in the Rift ended, teammates started pinging signals.
[Yao's punishment is ready]
[Yao's punishment is ready]
[Yao's punishment is ready]
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Lu Bu questioned, "Yao, why did you bring Smite? You're not trying to steal the jungle monsters, are you?"
Marco Polo: "That's right, don't even think about following me. You're not welcome on the development path."
Xiao Qiao: "It's the same for me in the mid lane."
Ye Wanying pouted and said reluctantly, "I didn't want to come with you in the first place."
The teammates thought Ye Wanying was looking down on them and immediately became furious.
Just as he was about to lose his temper, he heard Ye Lan say something.
"Don't panic, everyone. I asked him to bring the punishment skill."
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately understood that Yao Mei was Pei Qin Hu's younger sister, so they didn't say anything more.
Although the support hero brings Smite, it will definitely have an impact on the game.
But it doesn't matter anymore.
Carrying a female player to rank up means there's a skilled player on the team, and you can rely on them to carry you.
If we can't take them flying, it's not too late to showcase the charm of language later.
Ye Wanying revealed her little tiger teeth, her big eyes were bright and piercing, and her slender hands kept swiping on the phone screen, while Yao Mei followed closely beside Pei Qinhu.
He's a complete tagalong.
"Attack the enemy's red buff!"
Ye Lan sent a signal towards the enemy's red buff, indicating to her teammates to prepare to steal it.
Players in Diamond and Star ranks generally have poor game sense, or even none at all.
Even though Ye Lan picked Pei Qinhu, the opposing support didn't come to the red buff area to provide vision.
Preliminary assessment: A great deal!
At 33 seconds into the game, Tiger activated his second skill, switched forms, and jumped into the wall.
To Ye Lan's surprise, the opposing Sun Wukong also started with a red buff!
Furthermore, judging from the red buff's less than 3000 HP, the opponent has already used Smite.
Then everything became much simpler.
After jumping in in tiger form, Ye Lan didn't rush to attack the red buff.
Instead, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Sun Wukong.
At the same time, he gave Ye Wanying an order: "Little sister, hand over the punishment."
"Oh, okay." Ye Wanying immediately clicked on her punishment.
Ye Lan followed closely behind.
With the damage from both Smite spells, the ownership of the red buff is obvious.
A red light entered Pei Qinhu's body, and a red halo appeared beneath his feet.
At the same time, the tiger was upgraded to level two and began a one-sided slaughter.
The monkey is not strong in the early stages, especially at level one, and has almost no offensive capabilities.
But tigers are different. At level two, they have five skills. What can you use to fight me?
The monkey's two blows only managed to shatter one layer of Pei Qinhu's protective shield.
However, under Pei Qinhu's attack, his health had been reduced to half.
The monkey wasn't reckless either; seeing that things were going wrong, it immediately tried to use its second skill to escape.
But as soon as he finished his pole vault, Yao's first skill followed closely behind.
Ye Wanying was clearly unaware of this; it was all the result of Ye Lan directing her from the sidelines.
After being knocked away by Yao's Poké Ball.
Ye Lan immediately switched Pei Qinhu's form, from tiger form to human form.
The attack method has also changed to remote.
A ki blast hit the monkey, and with the slowing effect of the red buff, the monkey couldn't escape Ye Lan's grasp unless it could somersault 108,000 miles.
There were no other actions involved, just repeatedly clicking the basic attack button.
The monkey's health quickly dropped to a sliver.
Pei Qinhu easily took him down with a single Dragon Tail Sweep.
First blood!
First blood is obtained.
A smile involuntarily spread across the teammates' faces.
I couldn't help but think to myself, "This guy who carries a girl to higher ranks is really something."
After Ye Lan completed the kill, the opposing mid and support players finally reacted.
When they arrived, it was clear that all they could do was collect the monkey's corpse.
Ye Lan then ate the pigs that the monkeys were raising, and then took Yao directly into the Blue Zone.
The audience felt sorry for the monkey and condemned Ye Lan's behavior.
"Brother Ye, opposing red and blue and even killing people, do you have to be so ruthless!"
"At least when other people fry fish, they leave the fish alive. You're being too cruel. You're practically helping someone quit internet addiction."
"This monkey worked a long day and was thinking of playing a game to relax after get off work, but then he ran into Brother Ye, and the sky fell down."
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Ye Lan simply smiled in response to the comments from netizens.
"If you don't fry it and I don't fry it, when will the fish ever grow up?"
"It's as if you've never fried fish before."
Immediately, someone jumped out and said, "I have never fried fish."
Ye Lan rolled her eyes. "Then you definitely don't have a girlfriend."
"No, maybe I don't even have any female friends!"
The man immediately broke down, "What does my not frying fish have to do with not having a girlfriend?"
Ye Lan slowly replied, "Because if you had a girlfriend, you would play games with her."
"At that time, you were already frying fish. Of course, if your skills are not as good as your girlfriend's, then never mind what I said."
The man was speechless for a moment, because Ye Lan was describing his current state.
He just stays in his dorm all day playing video games, and he always plays with his buddies.
Occasionally, girls would ask him to play games, but he would always feel pressured and complain about how bad they were at the game.
Later on, fewer and fewer girls asked him to play games with them.
"So that's what they wanted from me to play games." The man wailed in anguish, tears welling up in his eyes.
"Otherwise, do you think they really like playing games?"
"What people enjoy is not the game itself, but the process of playing with you."
Ye Lan acts like an emotional mentor, sharing her experiences with hundreds of thousands of netizens.
"So, brother, have you found me a sister-in-law yet?"
Ye Wanying leaned her little head closer, teasingly revealing her little tiger teeth.
"I've found you a billion sisters-in-law!"